Weekly Horoscope
Sunday, March 22, 2026
All Signs
This week we all have a fantastic chance to restore and improve ourselves. Why? A rare and powerful sextile between Saturn and Pluto (two serious heavy-hitters) will trigger a powerful energy that can transform things in a real way. With the added help of four planets in Aries (giving this formula extra juice and drive) -- we can all go after what we want! Therefore, make plans to go places and try out new things. Look for ways to improve your surroundings. Look for ways to improve where you live. Look for ways to improve how you talk to others. Look for ways to improve your image. It will be easy to do this! "My name is Blonde. Jane Blonde."
Aries (March 21-April 19)
This is a powerful time for Aries. This week you have the ability to withstand great tests of strength. It's a time of achievement because you will work hard and focus with tremendous energy to be productive. Many of you will make professional advancements in your career. Coworkers and bosses will admire your ability to be so diligent. (Diligence means a sense of constancy i.e. steady effort.) Meanwhile, Jupiter will help you make improvements to home and family. Family members will be more generous to each other. Your home life will be happier. You might explore real-estate possibilities and improve where you live or speculate financially. You have the Conn.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
You might feel a tad frustrated in the next few weeks because although there's a powerful energy that can be harnessed to accomplish a lot, it seems as if you're "cloaked," or like something is blocking your way to access your full power. Of course, once your birthday arrives, you'll feel freer and back in command. Nevertheless, you still have the ability to take charge of organizations, clubs and even small gatherings. Younger people will listen to you. Events involving physical competitiveness, like sports or competing teams will also be areas where you can take control. Your optimism and enthusiasm are what will inspire others. (Enthusiasm is so contagious!)
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
In the next four weeks, you'll enjoy the company of friends and groups. (In fact, a flirtation or two might percolate.) Meanwhile, listen to the advice of someone older or more experienced because they might show you a way to revolutionize how you deal with groups. For example, you might take a new approach to managing a group of people. This is also a good time to undertake new studies and learn new techniques. Communications with VIPs and bosses will improve. Note: With Mars high in your chart, you're ambitious and this could create conflict with authority figures as well as coworkers. It can also create difficulties dealing with parents. Hey - who's the clever wordsmith? You are! Go do that voodoo that you do so well!
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
This is a powerful time for you (and you know it). Something makes you feel proud. It might be a graduation, a wedding, the arrival of a baby, a promotion, a business - or even celebrity status? Whatever the case, you feel proud about what you have achieved! (Hot tip: Ignore what is not working out in your life. Move on.) Go with what works. Some of you might change careers or life direction. Your image in the world might change - (quite literally because you now have a different label to describe yourself). This is a rewarding time for you! Act on your urge to travel. It's also an excellent time to learn and do anything to expand your world.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
You're feeling more energetic, with an increasing desire to travel or do something different. ("Where are my castanets?") Many of you will explore opportunities in medicine, the law, publishing and the media. You might go back to school or take a course because you want to enrich your life in an exciting way. In fact, this is auspicious because this year and next are a time of preparation for you -- because in about two years, you will reach a pinnacle where you feel proud of your achievements. Voila! That means now is the time to get performance ready so you can maximize whatever it is that's going to make you feel proud. Meanwhile, the good news is that goofy mistakes with credit cards, inheritances, wills, taxes and debt will reduce or disappear. Thank heavens.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
It's time to put yourself in a better financial position in how you relate to shared property and the wealth of partners. How can you reduce your debt? Improve your credit rating? Transform your image? (Especially with financial negotiations.) Intimate relationships might change. People might see you in a new light. Sex and intimacy can become more affectionate and passionate! Having said that, relations with partners will be tested while fiery Mars is opposite your sign for the next six weeks. (Gulp.) Tip: Remind yourself that you want to be happy. Specifically, you want the next few hours to be happy. You want this day to be happy. You want this evening to be happy. Is it in your best interests to bitch about something?
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Relations with others are important to you because you like to have someone on the other end of your teeter-totter. You enjoy having company, even if it's silent company. Someone in another room - but they're still "here". In the next month, your closest relationships will be very important to you, which is why you will give more thought than usual to them. Perhaps you will see how to transform them for the better? (A good thing.) Remind yourself not to care about what others think. Instead, remember what it is that you want in your world to make you happier. Venus will promote a warm, back-and-forth with those who are close to you. Meanwhile, you'll be very productive!
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Each sign can work hard, but when you work hard - you're indestructible. You're a moving force. "Move that mountain." "Build that bridge." This week (and to a lesser degree for the next month) an incredible buildup of energy will help you to work to improve your job, your daily surroundings, your relations with coworkers and even your health. This same energy also applies to your relationship to a pet. Relations with coworkers will be so good, some of you might begin a work-related romance. Oh yes. It's not all work and no play because both Mercury and Mars want you to schmooze, socialize and engage in competitive sports. Romance will be hot and sexy!
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Sagittarians like to dream up exciting adventures, preferably ones that involve travel to exotic places. Your adventures often include get-rich-quick schemes and ways to enrich your life. (And why not? Life is short - and fat.) Good news! This week is full of abundant opportunities for artistic projects. You might see creative ways to approach sports and deal with children as well. Very likely, this will necessitate taking something back down to the basics and rebuilding it again to get a better result. For some, this might even include an approach to a romantic relationship. After all, there's no end to better - and that applies to practically everything.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Your focus is on home and family right now, and many of you are more involved than usual with a parent. You might also be interested in redecorating, renovating or making your home more attractive because you want to entertain and show off what you've done. Actually, this week is a fantastic time to see how to make improvements to where you live. You might have to redo, re-sand, reupholster, replace, restore or refurbish - in other words, you're might take something that already exists and improve it as opposed to buying something new. In the same vein, (but the other arm), you might also see how to improve an important family relationship, by taking things back to the basics.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Your ability to communicate to others this week is amazing! Partly, it's because you're putting a lot of yourself into what you have to say. But more than that, your ideals will be insightful because you have the ability to penetrate deeply into any issues that concern you. As a result, you will be unusually persuasive and convincing when talking to everyone, especially siblings, relatives and neighbours. Very likely, your purpose will be to make something better or to improve it in some way. You might want to improve your communication style with someone. Or you might want to improve your immediate environment, which you appreciate in a special way.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Money, cash flow and earnings have been on your mind lately, which is why many of you are looking for a job, or thinking about a different line of work, or wondering how to increase your earnings, or perhaps develop a side hustle? Right now, any venture that involves your creative talents will be ideal. Let's face it - you thrive in the entertainment world, the hospitality industry, as well as working with children or sports. These are all very viable options. Fortunately, later this year, you'll have the best chance in over a decade to find a better job or improve your existing job. That's something to look forward to!
