Weekly Horoscope
Sunday, September 25, 2011
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All Signs
This week, some planets are bumping heads, which means we might have quarrels, power struggles - even accidents. But if we remain calm, tolerant and patient, this will hugely reduce bummer situations. After all, no one wants to have a bad time. You want to be happy. I want to be happy. Others want to be happy. That's axiomatic. Therefore, choose this as your objective: Happiness for everyone! Take advantage of the New Moon this week because each New Moon is a chance to make resolutions to improve your life. Why wouldn't you want to do that? Does anyone want their life to get worse? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? This reminds me of the Heineken Uncertainty Principle: "How many beers did I have last night?" (BTW meaningless statistics are up 2.54 per cent.)
Aries (March 21-April 19)
This week is a reality check for you because the Sun, the Moon, Mercury, Venus and Saturn are all in Libra, directly opposing your sign. This is not at all a typical event. (You can run but you can't hide.) You will be forced to look at your partnerships, both intimate and professional. Perhaps even close friendships. Little fights or challenges might bring something to a head. Now you have to deal with it. The thing to ask yourself is, "Do you want to keep this person in your life?" If the answer is yes, then be ready to compromise or do what is necessary to maintain the relationship. Fortunately, you're brave and courageous. And it takes guts to do this. (Your real question is, "What can you do to improve all your closest relationships?")
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Oh my! You have a very strong impulse right now to pull your act together. You want to get better organized at home and work. (This is good.) This is why you're working hard to do so and others are helping you. In fact, "help" could become "cozy" because a work-related romance might begin. (Especially with someone of an age difference.) Nevertheless, the New Moon that occurs this week urges you to scrutinize your work habits and figure out how you can get more bang for your buck. How can you be more efficient? What can you do to make your life run more smoothly? And while you're on this make-my-life-better kick, ask yourself how you can improve your health? Eh wot?
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Romance, love affairs, sports, show business, the entertainment world, the hospitality industry plus vacations and your kids are where it's at right now. You can make money in these areas. You can also party hard! The likelihood for love and romance is strong. If you meet someone new, they might be older, more serious or more established. This is a great time to make plans for a vacation or even slip away on one. Think about your life and ask yourself if you have a good balance between work and play. Too much of one creates a sacrifice or loss with the other. Too boring if you work too much and too pointless if you play too much. Think how you can achieve a healthy balance.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Home is important to you. That's why this is a propitious time. The Sun, the New Moon, Mercury, Venus and Saturn all urge you to secure your home base and make your home more attractive. Attend to repairs. Fix what is broken. Entertain at home. Enjoy family discussions. Take full advantage of the New Moon this week and ask yourself what you can do to improve your home as well as your family relationships. That's the ballpark for you this week. Whatever improvements you make to your home and your family will really please you, in a rewarding and satisfying way. (And if you're going to draw on the wall, do it behind the couch.)
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
A lot of Leos are falling into worry mode lately. (Surely, you've noticed.) It could be because you're dealing with job changes, residential moves and major shifts to your daily milieu. All of this is just putting the finishing touches on something you started around 2005-06. You will stay in this fuzzy state of uncertainty for the next two years. But it's not really uncertainty. You're learning how to communicate in an entirely new way. That's why this New Moon is important to you. It urges you to scrutinize all your communications with others. Are you really clear? Do you really listen? Of course, you think you do, but do you?
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
There's no question money, finances, cash flow and earnings consume you right now. Not to worry. This is what should be happening. The New Moon, plus four other planets, are forcing you to focus on ways to earn money, better ways to handle what you own and, beyond that, what your true value system is. In other words, what really matters in life? Are you your bank account? (Surely not. More likely, you are your car.) Consider this an opportunity - the New Moon - to give serious thought to these questions. Uncertainty is troubling. (Of course, certainty is absurd.) Figure out what you know and what you don't know and that's it. There are no answers, only cross-references.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Several years ago, you gave up a lot, and now you're on new turf wondering who you really are. Gads! What should you wear? What should your image be? And where is your life headed? (Minor details.) Fear not, it's all part of the program. This week, the only New Moon in your sign all year takes place. Ah ha! It's your opportunity for a reality check. What kind of impression do you create? Look in the mirror. How dated are you? What can you do to create the image you would like to create? This is the week to really think about this. (How can you live your life in the style to which you want to get accustomed?)
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Your ambition is strong now. However, a gaggle of planets are hiding in your chart, which is a sign this is the perfect time to lie low and work behind the scenes. Furthermore, this is also the time to figure out what you want your new year to be all about. The more specific you are about what you hope to achieve, the more likely it will manifest in your life. It always works that way. (When you know what you want, it affects your decision-making process.) Secret love affairs might blossom for some of you. However, basically partnerships are a blessing this year. Lucky Scorpios!
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
You're loving this popularity because it's fun schmoozing with others. Groups, classes, conferences, meetings (or whatever) fascinate you and provide opportunities to chat and share your ideas for the future with others. (Hmmm, romance with someone older will begin for some of you.) Nevertheless, the New Moon this week urges you to think about the friends you have. Do you hang out with quality people? Do you want to have different friends? These are the questions to ponder this week. (Your friends affect your life because they affect the decisions you make, which in turn, affects your future.)
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
A herd of planets at high noon in your chart now forces you to give serious thought to your life direction in general. It's that simple. (This is also where the New Moon is occurring.) Not only must you consider your life direction, you must also think about your relationships with the authority figures in your life - parents, bosses, teachers, VIPs and the police. ("Really?" Yes.) For example, are your goals your goals or are they what you think others expect of you? Are you pleasing your parents or your boss, or do you have goals that you really want to achieve? This New Moon is an opportunity for you to make resolutions to improve your life. What is it that you really want to achieve?
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
You have an inquiring mind. This week, the New Moon is your chance to give thought to your education, knowledge and experience of life. Pretty heady stuff! What further education, training or life experiences would you recommend for yourself? What should you explore to expand your experience of the world? Travel is an option. Is there somewhere you want to go? Is there a course you want to take? Do you want to go back to school? These are the questions the New Moon puts to you this week. (There will be a midterm on this on Wednesday.)
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
No matter how lighthearted and fancy-free we like to be, we never can ignore the practical, can we? The New Moon this week urges you to focus on shared property, taxes, debt, inheritances and anything you share with others. Now is the time to define where your responsibilities begin and end. Figure out just how much you owe. (Aagghh!) What is your debt scene? Know this in stark terms because instead of scaring you (which you might fear), it will be empowering. Get the true picture of your assets and liabilities and you will see what needs to be done. After all, an expert is just an ordinary person away from home.
