Weekly Horoscope
Sunday, December 13, 2009
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All Signs
This week, there's lots of pleasant activity in Sagittarius. Not only is the Sun in Sagittarius, but fair Venus is there as well, plus the New Moon. This makes everyone think about travel, and why they want to travel, and also why they won't. Others are focused on higher education (exams, papers, and schmoozing) or publishing, the media, medicine, and the law. In addition, Mars is now lingering at 19° Leo until December 31. (Yikes!) That's 21 days - just sitting there "frozen" in the same place. It's as if the entire planet is being told, "Hold that thought!" No wonder I can't get "Band On the Run" outta my head. I guess we all need Wings! (I like mine with garlic and butter.)
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Wherever you are, you'd rather be someplace else. You really have the travel bug right now! Partly, you want adventure, and partly, you want to learn something new. You have the feeling that you need to expand your horizons. And you do! Not only is this Sagittarian hit (see All Signs) making you restless, but fiery Mars hanging at the same degree for the rest of the month juices your creative energy, and stirs up your desire for fun, pleasure, and socializing. You feel hot and sexy! You want an exciting romance to sweep you off your feet, which it will do for many. (Sigh.) You have the feeling that something has to give, one way or the other!
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Change, increased activity, and probably some aggravating chaos continues to be the norm at home. Still? Yes! Naturally, this produces tension with you and family members. There's a quality of same old, same old, same old starting to bug you. (Will this never end?) Fortunately, back at the bank, you can really clean up! Gifts, goodies, favours from others, and all kinds of perks can come your way this week. As if that weren't enough, sex is intense, transforming, mind blowing, and dare we say an opportunity for inward transformation! Gasp. (What happened to the days when sex was enough just by itself?)
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Communications with others have an edge this week. Most likely, it's a cutting edge that's getting rather dull. Conversations are so direct and to the point, that grating irritations occur between you and others, especially siblings. Do not harp! People will resent this, and so will you if it's coming back at you. Enuff awreddy! Fortunately, the Sun directly opposite your sign now gives you a chance to observe your style of relating to others; Venus is sitting there, smiling and sweetly beckoning. This is one of the best places it could ever be! It makes you in tune with others, and introduces a happy balance to your relationships. Love comes easy. You can't even hate your enemies!
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
You're ready for bear. You're determined to get better organized. Because it's difficult for you to get rid of anything -- you have a lot of stuff! (You always think you're going to use it one day.) Capitalize on this urge by giving yourself the right tools to do a bang up job sorting it all out at work and at home. You'll feel so much better when you're on top of your scene. It's also a great time to make your workplace more attractive. Coworkers are supportive. Part of the reason you're doing this is you're gung ho to earn more money. For some reason, you're obsessed with owning something. Caution: you don't like hemorrhaging cash.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
This extremely weird phenomena of Mars hanging at the same degree (like a stuck record) is happening in your sign. Moi? It makes you feel energized, aggressive, focused, and yet paralyzed! It's as if you're doing a high wire act, and you're poised on the platform waiting for the trapeze to come back to you. (You know the modum is the message, which is why you're working with a net.) You might be coming on a little too intensely for others because Mars can make you pushy! Fortunately, other planets promote fun, parties, enjoyable times with children, romance, vacations, as well as beautifully igniting your creative talents.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Your domestic scene and family relations are your top focus. Fortunately, fair Venus is making everything oh so cozy. People are warm and friendly at home. You'll enjoy entertaining, which is why you're fixing the place up. (Venus loves to decorate because Venus is all about beauty, and finding the right relationship between colours, lighting and composition.) You couldn't pick a better time to tweak or redecorate where you live. Meanwhile, in another part of the forest, it looks like a secret affair or some kind of secret activity is going on? What gives? Are you being naughty? The New Moon this week is your opportunity to make resolutions about how to improve your home and family life.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
By nature, you don't like to rock the boat. In fact, you're loathe to say anything to others they don't want to hear. Nevertheless, this most unusual quality of Mars, frozen at the same degree for the entire month, is stirring up friction between you and others. You're not comfortable with this, and yet, you seem to be instigating it. (Whaaat?) This makes you complexed. You want to get along, yet inadvertently, you seem to offend. Be aware that others might not share your enthusiasm about enlightening and encouraging the world with your ideas. (It's curious how tough it is to keep yourself clean while you're up on a soapbox.)
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Your ambition is aroused! You're determined to succeed. In fact, your determination is so intense, that your actions threaten others, especially bosses, parents and teachers. It's not that you're swaggering. You're acting more like a laser gun! And money seems to be the motivation. You've got moneymaking ideas, as well as opportunities to earn money right now. The cash is flowing, and you like it! But you're also spending a lot, especially buying beautiful things for yourself and loved ones. That's okay. Continue to focus on ways to earn money because you can do this. Just don't scare others off in the process. (And quit joking around with those vampire teeth.)
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
This is a powerful time with both the Sun and Venus in your sign. But oh so helpful to you! The Sun is of course, attracting opportunities and people to you. In addition to which, fair Venus is paving the way with honeyed diplomacy and charm in all your relations with everyone. This means you will likely succeed in your plans to travel, explore higher education, and find adventure afar. Those of you who work in publishing, the media, medicine, and the law are unusually ambitious. You might be frustrated as well because things are suddenly "hung up". Just bide your time. The floodgates will open at the end of the month.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
A lot of your energy is occurring at a subliminal level this week. This is why many of you are working behind the scenes or working alone. Some of you are doing heavy-duty research, and others are involved in secret, possibly even clandestine activities. It's a bit spooky. Nevertheless, you can be extremely productive. Meanwhile, back in the harem, sexy Mars is poised -- frozen at a single note - like the ninja cats in the air in Cats and Dogs. This can hype your sex drive in a weird way! They could also make you competitive and aggressive when dealing with shared property, inheritances, taxes, and debt. You feel territorial. You're going to protect what is yours! (At least, for the rest of the month.)
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
It's schmooze city for you this week. Everyone loves you. You're out there flying your colours. Join clubs, committees, groups, conferences, organizations -- the works. Join everything and sign every petition! People want to see you because your energy is so enthusiastic. Relations with friends and acquaintances are warm and cozy. In fact, they're so cozy that some friends could become lovers! Well probably, we're just talking about one not plural. (Although you do get around.) However, Mars frozen at the same degree for the rest of the month will create tension and friction with partners and close friends. You'll think it's all their fault. They think it's all your fault. It's one of those. (It's a good thing you bought no-fault insurance.)
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
You continue to reign supreme because the Sun and fair Venus at high noon in your chart make you look faaabulous darling, faaabulous! In fact, you look so good in the eyes of authority figures -- parents, bosses, teachers and VIPs -- some of you will strike up a new romance with a boss or someone who is older, richer, and more experienced in the ways of world. (Sounds exciting. It also sounds like you might get some cool gifts.) But this is the lucky part. While all these important people are noticing you more than usual, you're really putting it out at work. (Poor choice of phrase.) I mean you're working very hard. At least, I think that's what I mean. What do you think?
