Weekly Horoscope
Sunday, March 15, 2009
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All Signs
Ta-da! The Vernal Equinox is on Friday, March 20, which means we have survived another winter. Yay! The entire world will start to experience a pleasant sense of freshness and newness, and the anticipation of wondrous things to come as the Sun moves into Aries to join fair Venus (which is staying in Aries until early June!) It's all good. This is definitely the time for birth and beginnings. (Aries people adore babies, puppies, kittens and little sports cars. Awww, isn't it cute! I just love British Racing Green.) Wednesday is Hump Day because it's the hump in the middle of the week (make of that what you will) and this Wednesday really is a speed bump because Mercury opposes Saturn while Mars dances with Pluto. The challenge for everyone will be to keep your shirt on while you get something off your chest.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Once again, you are fully empowered because the Sun has returned to your sign. It's your turn to recharge your batteries for the rest of the year. Because the Sun casts you in a very favourable light, all kinds of people and opportunities inexplicably come your way. Make the most of this! Milk this for all it's worth. After all, you only have this opportunity once a year, and this year it's most auspicious because Venus is in your sign for 18 weeks instead of its usual three-week sojourn. This makes you appear strong, confident and unusually attractive to others. You're especially diplomatic. (Moi?) This year your schmooze skills are hot. You shine in all group settings. Dare to dream big goals because they are possible!
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
This is the one time of year when you are best served by staying in the shadows. Work alone or work behind the scenes. Although you're still very active in group settings -- conferences, conventions, classes, meetings or casual get-togethers -- this is not a strong time for you. In fact, what would serve you best is to take some time and figure out what you really want to happen in your new year, which is about to begin (birthday to birthday). Look back over your shoulder and view the year you have just completed. What kind of report card would you give yourself: How are you doing at the art of living? How do you want your New Year (which is about to begin) to be different? Be specific in what you want because this increases the odds that it will actually materialize. (Would I kid you?)
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
The months ahead will to be one of the best times all year for activities and the enjoyment of friends. For starters, you feel friendly to everybody and, because you exude warmth and friendliness, everybody wants to be in your company. This is not just limited to social situations. Business conferences, conventions, meetings and the formation of partnerships are also blessed. Romance is cozy. Friends can become lovers and lovers can become friends. But there's more. This is the best time of year for you to raise your sights and decide what you want for yourself in the future. You know you want to be happy -- that is a given. But what does it take to make you happy? Ay, there's the rub.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
This is the only time all year when the Sun is at high noon in your chart acting like a spotlight on you. Naturally, this makes people notice you! In particular, important people suddenly "see" you -- bosses, parents, teachers and VIPs. Furthermore, they see you in a wonderful light. You look like you have your act together. What luck! Why wouldn't you use this to your fullest advantage? During the next six weeks, go for the brass ring. Demand the advantage. Ask for what you want. This doesn't guarantee that you'll get it but at least you're rowing with the tide. Avoid arguments about politics, religion and racial issues around Wednesday. You don't need this. Romance with a boss or someone older or richer continues to be possible. (Oh my.)
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Your mind is reeling with exciting plans about possible excursions to foreign countries, exciting educational possibilities, and fresh things to explore in publishing, the media, medicine and the law. Suddenly, you feel rejuvenated, replenished and restored. "Glory hallelujah! I have a future!" Even though you may have to deal with a few glitches about shared property, bills, debt and taxes in the middle of the week, this is minor stuff. Just focus on the big picture. You're seeking adventure, new situations, and contact with people from different backgrounds. You know down deep that you will benefit by expanding your experience of the world. A rut is still a rut even if it's velvet-lined.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Many aspects of your life are suddenly becoming more intense. Nothing is casual. Suddenly, you feel almost compulsive or excessive about things, especially to do with shared property, money, debt, taxes, inheritances, insurance matters and toothpaste. You're fussy about the soap and toothpaste you use. And sometimes you're just too busy to manage to get the brand you really want. I have a lot of Virgo in me (although I am not a Virgo) and I like tea tree oil toothpaste. It has to be good for you, don't you think? No sign more than you is more hip to hygiene. Midweek discussions with partners are, frankly, difficult. In fact, this whole month is a tad stressful to partnerships. Good time to get out of the house and search for that perfect toothpaste.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Because the Sun is now as far away from your sign as it can get all year, you will likely feel a bit tired and dragged out. This means you need to get more sleep, more rest and try to eat healthy, nourishing foods. I say this because I see you're going to continue to work hard -- busting your buns, in fact. This week squabbles with co-workers might arise. Don't take the bait. Instead, focus on partnerships and how to improve them. Make plans for a vacation at some point this year because it's definitely going to happen for you in 2009. Give yourself a real treat. You enjoy beauty in your surroundings. You love to see gorgeous architecture, great museums, and enjoy wonderful restaurants. Who wouldn't?
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
You're in work mode for the next six weeks. You decided it's time to really pull your act together. Many Scorpios own lots of stuff. You don't have stuff the way Cancers have stuff; Cancers have stuff because they collect it over the years and never throw anything out. Not you! Every so often, you suddenly purge closets and rooms. The reason you have lots of stuff is because you can handle high density: many things artistically arranged on the mantle or a table. Many things in one room! You might like minimalism but you have trouble adhering to it. (Down deep, you're Gothic.) Nevertheless, despite your drive to clean, paint and get reorganized, you're also in party mode. Yay! Be patient with children mid-week. Focus on outdoor sports to release pent-up energy.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
More than any other sign, you work hard and party hard. You give life your all! Excess is your middle name. (Although you rarely admit this to yourself.) Take a vacation if you can this month. You want to have fun and you feel it's time to get off the treadmill. Therefore, loosen your chains and get thee to the nearest airport. Romance, love affairs, social diversions, show business, the entertainment world and sports are all calling to you. "Come on in. The water's great!" This is a good time for you to consider financial speculation. (And you certainly know that buying low is what you want to do.) Domestic problems and family squabbles mid-week are irritating. Stay frosty. Don't get your belly in a rash. Use this energy to make positive changes at home.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Your focus definitely turns to home, family and domestic matters now. You're running around tweaking things trying to redecorate or enhance how your home looks. Whether you admit it or not, you do care what the neighbours think. You like to give the impression that you make your bed every day and, in fact, most of you do. (Quaint custom. I hear it's still very popular in the Maritimes.) Family gatherings are positive and friendly right now. This is also a good month for real-estate deals. Remember: This is the year that you can boost your income. Keep looking for ways to do this because they are out there. If you're a later Capricorn, the opportunities may come later in the year. But they will come!
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Ah, dear Aquarius. Keep thinking positive thoughts and expecting the best because this is your year! Of course, it doesn't mean you'll never get a zit. Get real. But you are at the front of the line for all random opportunities zapping around the universe. The next six weeks are unusually busy with short trips, running around doing errands, plus talking to everyone, especially siblings and relatives. Many of you are reading and writing more than usual as well. In fact, you can make money from your communications. Financial squabbles or some kind of stress about cash flow or disputed purchases are likely mid-week. But in the bigger picture, you're very keen now to figure out how to earn some money. In a fun way! After all, life is short and fat.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Now your attention turns to money, earnings, cash flow, major expenditures and loose change under the sofa cushions. You're giving serious thought to how you can boost your earnings. And you're shopping! You're buying beautiful things for yourself and loved ones. And some of you are buying investments or art, which could turn out to be more valuable in the future. Fiery Mars is in your sign now making you feel unusually assertive and aggressive. Woof! You want to make things happen. You want to reach out and grab the world. Mid-week, disputes with partners and close friends could be nasty. Oh dear. Difficulties with partners continue. (Will this never end?) Actually, it will. But not right away. Ever heard of Soderquist's Paradox? "There are more horses asses than horses." (Oh, that one.)
