Weekly Horoscope
Sunday, December 7, 2008
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All Signs
Happy Full Moons are alike; each unhappy Full Moon is unhappy in its own way. (Tolstoy an astrologer?) The Full Moon on Friday, Dec 12 will be tough. And the day before (Thursday the 11th) will be equally tough, maybe more so. The day before any Full Moon is when tension builds (sometimes we feel it several days ahead of time); and on this particular day, another planetary tension occurs: fiery Mars fights with explosive Uranus! The next day on the Full Moon, Mercury (communications) lines up with Pluto (Darth Vader.) Stinging words! It's an accident prone time verbally and physically! Wise readers will keep their heads down and their powder dry. Stay frosty. Avoid fights. (I hate arguing with people who know what they're talking about.)
Aries (March 21-April 19)
The Full Moon on Friday introduces conditions for the entire week that are accident prone for you both verbally and physically. Forewarned is forearmed! Meanwhile back at the ranch, you know how you shoot from the hip. You think and speak quickly without hesitation. Therefore, do your best to be mindful; censor your thoughts and responses before blurting out something you might later regret. In particular, steer clear of political and religious arguments as well as issues related to race, publishing, the media, higher education, medicine, and the law. Hmmm, the only thing left to talk about is sex and food - and food is fattening!
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Big stuff is happening about money, possessions or both this week. In fact, it looks like something is coming to a head. It could be a dispute about shared possessions, or to what degree you're putting your own interests before the interests of someone else? It might involve your job or your earnings; and it could also relate to conflict about shared property, taxes, debt, inheritances and insurance matters. It looks like arguments are likely. (You hate this.) Essentially, you're a peace loving sign; except for the fact that many of you have Aries in you, so in the midst of your peace loving impulses you're also a rat terrier. (You know who you are.) Rrrruff!
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
On Friday, the only Full Moon in your sign all year occurs. That in itself is a biggie -- but this week, two other harsh, planetary configurations are taking place at the same time which hugely exacerbates things. Quarrels with partners and close friends are almost unavoidable. This could be a bummer. On the other hand (you have different fingers) you can't avoid this. So what are you going to do? For your own peace of mind, your only choice is to be more tolerant, more patient and not take the bait or beef about anything if a loved one is being a jerk. (Actually, this is the origin of the term beef jerky.)
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Expect disruptions and agitations with coworkers, customers and clients at work this week. You might have a difference of opinion with someone! For starters, you're ambitious right now and keen to work. You're setting a high standard for yourself, which means by comparison, it looks like others are lazy. (The bums!) Don't be judgmental about others just because they're not working as hard as you are. Mellow out! This increased stress could complicate health issues as well. In another vein (different arm) you might be disturbed about an issue with a pet. You'll be happiest if you can be patient with others and patient with yourself.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Difficulties with friends and members of groups are tough to avoid this week. Similarly, stress with children and romantic partners is the special on this week's menu. A quick glance reveals your problems are with people who matter a great deal to you -- children, lovers, and friends. Why jeopardize these valuable relationships? If you carp, criticize or speak harshly, afterwards -- everything will be even worse! You live through 12 Full Moons every year, and will continue to do so for the rest of your life. It's not like you can avoid this. Step up to the plate and demonstrate how the rest of us should behave. (No -- not cursing and throwing things! Show us debonair diplomacy!)
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Oops. Increased tension with family, domestic issues, real estate matters and bosses, parents and VIPs will throw some curveballs your way this week. But you can catch, can't you? One problem is you're already sensitized by increased activity, chaos and tension on the home front. This increases your agitation and stress levels and decreases your patience and tolerance. Naturally, this combo makes you ripe for irritation with others. (Oh yeah? Yeah!) But this just starts a vicious circle that is endless! Don't quarrel with others. It will only upset you. You don't need this. You need to be massaged and wrapped in cash. Aaaahh yes.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Like your fellow Air Sign Gemini, you're having an accident prone week. These mishaps will be physical or verbal or both. Something will irritate you and build up to the point where you really want to tear a strip off someone. But since it's the nature of Libra to seek out balance and harmony, when you get angry with others, you feel miserable, and in extreme cases you can make yourself sick. And your point is? Therefore, your first duty is to yourself. Duh? You need to maintain your sanity, your equilibrium and your peace of mind. To do this, don't blow a gasket about anything. Capice? (And drive safely.)
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Financial matters are a headache this week. Don't worry; the entire week isn't a bummer. Your family scene looks warm and cozy. You might be entertaining at home or decorating where you live. There's lots of good, loving vibes within the family and your domestic scene. But your bank account! What happened? It's emptying out faster than filling up. Quarrels about money, shared property, taxes, debt and earnings could create added stress. But lo! What in yonder window gleams? Could it be a new source of income? Yes, praise be the gods of gold, it 'tis!. Keep the faith, babes. You might be fighting, but you're also full of wonderful, moneymaking ideas. And just in time. Ka-ching!
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
There's no doubt this will be a memorable week because it's the only Full Moon opposite your sign all year; and Mars is in your sign shaking its fist at Uranus (dumb!) while a Mercury/Pluto combo turns you into the heavy (most unusual) prompting you to give others a piece of your mind. Gasp! Now why would you give anyone a piece of your mind? Don't you need every piece for yourself? You're probably fed up with something. The last straw and all that. You believe the meek shall inherit the Earth but they're going to have to fight for it. Hey -- angry words will not win out. You know this. Quite the contrary, in fact. Until they're part of the unchangeable past - you can still make a difference in the world!
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
You're feeling a lot of stress right now but it's hidden. This is classic for Capricorn. You're very aware of your public reputation, and you don't like public displays of emotion, especially stressful emotions. You're a master of the stiff upper lip school. Nevertheless, these bottled up feelings could spill over into your job by creating tension with coworkers, especially female coworkers. This will lead you to saying something harsh or nasty and you'll regret it later. (Rats!) Therefore, why not ask yourself the obvious question right now: why would I do this? Exactly! If something is bothering you personally, don't let it leak out through little comments to others. This serves no purpose except to make you look like a schmuck. (You don't do schmuck.)
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
In astrology, each sign rules many things and each planet rules many things; but the big thing that Aquarius rules is - friendship. Friends are important! In fact, you're a net worker par excellence. This is why you have to tiptoe very carefully this week. The Full Moon combined with the harsh combo of planets (see All Signs above) will trigger nasty arguments with a friend or a member of a group. Never underestimate how harmful this is! Conflict with a friend makes you sleepless, distracted and even affects your appetite (excluding cheesecake, of course.) Your identity is tied up with your friendships. You have to water them, care for them, and protect them. Not blow them out of the water!
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Blowups, disagreements and at best, mere difficulties might take place with parents, teachers, bosses, VIPs and the police this week. Omigawd. Don't get your belly in a rash. You're very ambitious right now and because of this, you're inclined to throw your weight around. You'll go to any extreme to get what you want (short of bartering your shoe collection.) Arguments with authority figures will arise, and these could turn nasty! Do something to calm yourself. Have a massage. Sometimes when the going gets tough -- the tough go shopping. Do whatever it takes to maintain your cool and avoid doing something you might later regret. Save energy -- be apathetic.
