Weekly Horoscope
Sunday, April 27, 2008
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All Signs
This is an exciting, electric, interesting, stimulating week because Mercury, the planet of communications and thought is hugely stimulated through its contact with four planets: Uranus, Jupiter, Neptune and Mars. (Albeit, one of these contacts produces confusion around Tuesday.) Everyone is doing something different! New faces, new places, and different activities will boost personal knowledge, financial opportunities, sporting events, the arts and of course - toujours l'amour - passionate romance! (When engaging in intimate relations, please restrict your choices to two kinds of people: domestic and foreign.)
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Well, you're certainly on the ball this week! You're full of new, fresh, exciting ideas that are bold and daring. They're definitely unconventional and exciting! Not only that, you have big plans about how to make money or alternatively, big plans about spending money to travel or to explore opportunities in higher education, publishing, the media, medicine and the law. Act on these plans! You're on the right track. Later in the week, you'll see new sources for earning money, and thus be able to make long term, practical projections about how to do so. Would I kid you? Never! Just remember: the secret of life is not dying.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
There's a lot happening in your sign right now! (That means there's a lot happening in your life!) The Sun, Mercury and Venus are all in Taurus; but more than that, they're making strong aspects to other planets. It looks like a party is going on. Hmm? You're excited and enthusiastic about something. Life is suddenly thrilling! (New love?) The possibilities of travel and doing something different and adventurous are at hand. You're meeting unusual, new people. Even though conversations with bosses, parents, teachers and authority figures might be temporarily confusing -- you don't care! You're revved up and ready to go. Communications with others are lively, persuasive and energetic. It's good to be alive! (See Aries above for the secret of life.)
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Your ruler is the planet Mercury. This week, Mercury is sextile Uranus, trine Jupiter, square Neptune, and sextile fiery Mars. That was a show off sentence. (Just Astrology 101 stuff.) What it means is the planet that rules you is extremely active this week! Sooo -- your daily routine will shift to something different and unusual. New people will come into your life. You'll be enthusiastic about something. Perhaps you'll share your possessions, or benefit from other people's wealth, or use something somebody else owns. You've got ideas about making money and spending money, and you'll be doing a lot of the latter. You also feel deeply passionate about something, and by the end of the week, you'll want to make practical, long-term improvements to where you live. It's all quite thrilling!
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Put on your social shoes and your social duds and get in a social mood because this is a social week! "Let's all be friendly!" Not only are you meeting new faces and talking to all kinds of people in all kinds of situations (meetings, conventions, conferences, reunions and casual, social occasions) you're also stirring the pot in some way. Oh my. People are listening to you. And you are rallying your forces! Your enthusiasm captures the attention of someone. You will easily form partnerships and working units this week. It's also a great time to make friends with someone older, or make long-range plans about something. Relations with partners are passionate. Smoochie-boochies!
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Discussions with bosses, parents, teachers and VIPs will important this week. You're definitely having words with the head honcho. Yada yada yada. But this is good! Something new will come from your discussion with somebody important. Quite likely, it will expand your work or your job in some way. Guard against confusion and deception around Tuesday with partners and close friends. Be extra clear in all your communications. It appears you can promote yourself by talking to the right person at the right time. Wundebar! Romance with a boss or someone older or more established is likely. It's a very powerful week for you. Make sure you take some special time to relax and mellow out each day. (Your own form of power naps.)
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Exciting travel opportunities or new forays into educational fields are just some of the adventurous things you can explore this week. You're learning a lot and you're full of ideas! Discussions with people from different cultures and distant lands will broaden your knowledge. Many of you will deal with groups, especially children; and these dealings will be upbeat, enthusiastic and fun! Politics, racial issues and religion might figure in a major way. Basically, you're pushing the sides of the envelope by exploring new ideas with different people. And you're being very adventurous and bold about doing so. Accept opportunities to travel or learn more. You're going places!
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
You enjoy debating a fine point of law or picking out linens or gorgeous stemware. But this week, you may be dealing with debt, taxes, insurance, inheritances and how to handle shared property. Pretty dry stuff. Nevertheless, you have to go there, and you might even have to fill out a few forms and sign something. The good news is you'll be pleasantly surprised about something. You might come out smelling like a tuberose. On an encouraging note: the wealth of others or assistance from others can improve your family dynamic or improve where you live in some way. This will definitely please you because you're very attached to and affected by your surroundings. It's probably time to buy new, fluffy towels.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Discussions with partners and close friends are lively, fresh and exploratory this week. Something new is up! You feel bold about announcing something or telling somebody something or defending a position. Either way, you're confident. Plans related to travel, publishing, politics, religion and dealing with the media are ambitious -- but very doable. Exciting news about children, vacations and romance also stokes your enthusiasm about the future. Primarily, it's an exciting week because of the discussions you're having with others. Great ideas are flying. Someone older and more experienced can benefit you. You are well loved. Gosh.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Lots of things are happening with your job this week. One of them could relate to your attitude. You feel more hopeful about your work! You actually enjoy working with others. You also see new ways about how to make improvements - perhaps be more cost cutting, more efficient and more profitable at work. People are willing to listen to you. Everyone is enthusiastic. It's easy for you to get the support, the budget, the supplies and the assistance you need. Hey -- what's not to like? For others, all this excitement and bevy of opportunities could be health-related. And for yet others still, all this could relate to small pets. And Lord knows, you're the sign that loves animals and abhors cruelty to them. Woof! ("Nice doggie. Please let go of my leg.")
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
What an exciting week! Romance, love affairs, flirtations plus parties, social occasions and theatrical events really push your social calendar. Yes, my dear! Get something decent to wear. You've got to feel like a million bucks because mucho opportunities to have fun and pleasure exist for you this week. These opportunities are unusual and different and a bit mind-boggling and you love it! In the same vein, (but your other arm) exciting new opportunities could arise in sports, the arts, or with anything related to children. But romance is especially thrilling, different and dare we say kinky? (We did.) It's definitely time for net stockings, and dramatic gestures of affection. Chaste makes waste! (Fortunately, familiarity breeds attempt.)
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
So much is going on at home and within your family, it's exhausting but exciting as well. For starters, many of you are tackling new repairs and introducing exciting, new technology where you live. Others are having family interventions or major discussions about how to improve things or buy land or real estate; or perhaps people are getting together where you live to learn something new? Even your everyday schedule at home is interrupted but probably in a fresh, lovely way. Your enthusiasm encourages others to get to work. New partnerships could be formed. Everybody's ready to jump on board the bandwagon. It's definitely time to fire up the barbecue, buy beer and feed the gang!
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Get out your roller skates. This week the tempo is fast and it just gets faster. Short trips, errands and increased reading, writing and conversations with practically everyone (especially siblings and relatives) keep you running. You're full of wonderful, new, fresh ideas! These could relate to vacations, children, the arts or sports. Your enthusiasm is so contagious, groups and coworkers are ready to join you in any effort. (You can talk anyone into anything.) Furthermore, your writing and your communications can plant the seeds that ripen later as long-term earnings to secure your future. (We like.) It's a wonderful week to schmooze. And it's a wonderful week for salespeople, marketing people, actors, teachers and writers. They say if you want to get an idea across -- wrap it up in a person.
