Weekly Horoscope
Sunday, March 9, 2008
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All Signs
This is a mellow week with some lovely aspects, primarily because of several Neptunian overtones. First Mercury lines up with Neptune. Then Venus moves into Pisces (the sign ruled by Neptune) followed by Mercury actually moving into Pisces - more Neptune! Neptune is a mixed bag. It has an ego denying quality which can make people feel like worthless navel lint, or inspire them to great acts of selflessness. Neptune rules gas, oil, drugs (pharmaceutical and recreational) and everything that dissolves in water. It's the 'smoke and mirrors' aspect of the zodiac. It also rules glamour, fantasy and dreams. (The weird thing about dreams is that you have to stay awake to make them come true.) I think this a good week to test a hypothesis: Would you be doubly rested if you dreamt you were sleeping? Ya think?
Aries (March 21-April 19)
This week most of your activity will probably take place at home or within your family dynamic. Of course, many of you will go out to work; but so much of what you're doing is actually occurring behind the scenes. Work alone if you can. You will not so easily get credit for what you do. You also need a lot of privacy right now. It's a good week for research. It's also a good week for secret love affairs. (Oo la la.) By the end of the week, you have lots of energy to clean at home or do domestic jobs that require strength, endurance and dogged patience. It looks like you're taking on some projects that require lots of planning and attention to to details. (God is in in the details.)
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Things are really looking up for Taurus people socially speaking. Many of you will meet new friends, quite likely younger people or artistic individuals, maybe even some unusual characters. You feel very social this week: you're in the mood to schmooze! You'll probably enlist the help of others to do something that you want to accomplish. Or you might join a group and lend your efforts to a worthy cause. If you have to write, study or do anything that requires mental concentration, especially later in the week - you'll be hugely productive. Piece of cake! You're also unusually convincing at this time. (Soft words are often hard arguments.)
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
With the Sun at high noon in your chart, others can't help but notice you now. In fact, because bosses and VIPs have their eye on you, some of you will form a cozy connection with your boss - doing a lot of evening overtime. Hmmm?`Others will be asked to take on redecorating projects or do something that requires your input into design, layout, or making something look more attractive. You'll easily do this because you're willing to work hard right now, especially by the end of the week. Meanwhile, back at the ashram, spiritual ideas, metaphysics and philosophy have a strong appeal. Your idealism is aroused along with your imagination and curiosity. You intrigued with exotic, unusual subjects. (Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.)
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
This will be an enormously productive week for those of you who work in education, publishing, the media, medicine, the law or anything to do with travel and foreign countries. You have an unusually strong focus now in those areas, and because feisty Mars is in your sign until mid-May (it's extremely unusual to have Mars in your sign this long) you have tons of energy and drive! By the end of the week, as Mars hooks up with Saturn, you're practically driven to work nonstop on something. You'll do anything to achieve your aims. (And you're a sign with enormous tenacity.) You never let up or give up anything -- or anyone. This is a wonderful loyal quality; however, it can make you stay in the wrong relationships too long. "Anybody? Anybody? Buller?"
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Passionate relationships will be very sweet and tender now. (Like juicy, new corn.) Your sign is always inclined to over-idealize sex and intimacy. (And I say -- why not? After all, what are fantasies for?) That's why you'll love this week. Romance will not be ho-hum! Au contraire. Intimacy will become a breathless vehicle for self transformation. ("Do you like me now?") Florists and wine shops will get a boost in sales. New relationships will definitely be memorable. On a more mundane note, (B flat) the next few weeks are a very good time to go for a loan or get favours and goodies from others. People are going to be very good to you this week. And so they should - as befitting nobility.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Things are definitely picking up in the romance department. In fact, all your relationships will improve this week, but most especially close friendships and partnerships. Communications are thoughtful and sensitive. You'll find it surprisingly easy to express your affection to others; furthermore you will want to do this. You'll work harmoniously with others, and when it comes to group activities -- you're unstoppable, especially by the end of the week. Get out your bullhorn. You're going to rally the troops. And because you'll set such an, inspiring example right bow -- they'll fall right in file behind you. Hut 2, 3, 4!
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Your ambition is definitely aroused now. You're super focused on getting better organized, and extremely keen to work hard to deliver the goods. This effort and determination practically guarantees that everything at work will flow fabulously. All your hard work is yielding positive results. Hey - isn't this axiomatic? Actually, your energy and ambition might threaten some people, especially supervisors or bosses because you're coming on like gangbusters! But all is not work in the salt mines. There are lots of possibilities for pleasure and romance as well this week. Playful activities with children are rewarding. Artists are productive. You're very much in touch with your love of creation.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
This is a fabulous week! It's your turn for fun, entertainment, and just having a good time! Love affairs, romance and pleasure are where it's at for you. Creative activities are also favoured. Basically, you want to express yourself in as many ways as possible. You feel warm and loving to others and you also love who you are. You don't need to pretend you're anybody that you're not. You're happy and confident. But just because you're enjoying yourself, you're not being a slack ass. Oh no. You're working hard in areas related to publishing, the media, medicine, law and higher education. This is also a great time for study and intellectual work. You rock!
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
You can count on enjoying your home life this week. Home, family and all things domestic will be sweetly rewarding, pleasurable and also fascinating. Relations with siblings and relatives will be affectionate. The wealth and resources of others will benefit you in some way. You're working hard to be very clear about shared responsibilities and jointly held property; and even though many of these are practical concerns, you have genuine sympathy and love for others. It's a great time for redecorating projects. Don't hold back on your wonderful ideas. (By the time the furniture is paid for, they'll be genuine antiques,)
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Writers, teachers, artists, salespeople, and anyone working in PR and marketing will be beautifully productive this week. You've definitely got the gift of the gab. But more than that, you will genuinely enjoy the company of others this week. You feel true affection for others. You're starting to discover just how much love there is in your everyday world. "You really like me! You like me!" Partnerships and working units are extremely productive now, partly because you're completely in sync and cooperating without friction. You're full of ideas, and everyone wants to be on your team. This is good.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
You've been dreaming up moneymaking ideas for some time now, and this week is no exception. Many of you will come up with new approaches to boost your income; and because you've been working so tirelessly, this is not surprising. However, you also have some pretty big ideas about spending money. Oh yeah. Certain luxuries seem to be irresistible. (Isn't that one of the definitions of a luxury?) Some of you might also make money in areas related to gas, oil, film, cosmetics, pharmaceuticals and glamour. In fact, quite literally, your dreams might come to fruition in a financial way. Yippee!
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
It's all about you dear Pisces. (Do buy sexy shoes this week.) The Sun is in your sign, Uranus is in your sign, then Venus moves into Pisces followed by Mercury. What a housewarming party! As if that weren't enough, Mars will rev up your sex drive, and your desire to perfect artistic techniques and creative projects. Some of this ambition will spill over into perfecting the party of the year! You easily attract good times, good feelings and good people. You want to have fun! This enthusiasm promotes rewarding times with children as well. (Mom always liked you best.) Those of you in sports will be successful both performing and practicing. Mars gives you tremendous energy now - va va va voom!
