Weekly Horoscope
Sunday, October 14, 2007
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All Signs
Holy Fortuna! Despite the many obstacles we all face in our lives (and no life is without obstacles) -- this week the gods are with us. All the major planetary aspects are quite lovely. Mercury, Venus, Mars and Saturn will touch base at different times, and all these contacts create happy occasions. This bodes well for us all! Difficult situations can be resolved. People will be more receptive and friendly to each other. Business and commerce can do well. Naturally, this is not a guarantee no one burns toast or pouts. But the odds are that whatever we want to do will probably turn out okay. Actually, they'll be better than just 'okay'. 'Good' would be nice; and of course, 'excellent' is preferable. But hey - why settle? Why not fantastically, orgasmically awesome? (Works for me.)
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Many of you are embarking on home renovations or major changes to where you live or within your own family dynamic. For months to come, it looks like things will be awry and somewhat chaotic. Shee! (Don't worry -- it's always darkest before it gets pitch black.) This week however, much sweetness will come your way! This lovely influence will please you passionately, financially, creatively or just make you happier because relationships with friends and coworkers are so affectionate and cozy. Gosh. Doesn't it give you a warm feeling in your tummy just thinking about it? Things are improving at home, and they're great at work. And long term planning about your financial obligations looks solid. (Impressive!)
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Your relations with partners, romantic interests, children, and daily colleagues are quite wonderful this week. People think you're marvelous. (If you're not sure why, keep quiet about it. Just bask in their admiration.) Never interrupt your enemies when they're making mistakes, and never correct those who think you're beyond fault. You're unusually persuasive and convincing this week. You can beautifully sell, teach, act, market, and convince others to agree with you. You're full of ideas because your mind is exceptionally sharp now. Romance is promising. Make plans to party and have fun. You've got it all in the palm of your hand!
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
You're willing to work hard this week. And not only that, you're full of bright, moneymaking ideas. You're giving lots of thought to your family and domestic situation especially in the long-term future. Many of you are spending money on family members and loved ones, or on ways to make where live look more beautiful. It's a good time to wrap up old real estate deals. Purchases of art, especially for your home could prove to be valuable. You have a critical, discerning eye now. You quickly see what's wrong at home, and you want to make improvements. (Confine your observations to inanimate objects.) Oh yeah!
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
It's important for you to understand that Mars is going to be in your sign a lot during the next seven months, and this is most unusual. (The last time this happened was in the 1970s. Normally, Mars is only in your sign for seven weeks!) I will continue to remind you of this because although primarily it's a wonderful thing -- it makes you energetic, proactive, confident and decisive, the flipside is it can also make you too aggressive in the eyes of those who are used to you acting in a certain way. Fortunately, this week everyone loves you! You're unusually creative and persuasive. But more than that -- your wisdom and practicality are also evident. Clever you! (I prostrate before you, oh wise one.)
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Wisely, many of you are starting to watch your money. You can still make it do magic things, and you can still make it grow; however, in the next two years, you do have to be prudent. The money tree is a myth. This week however, you can promote your earnings, or get a better job. The money thing looks sweet! Don't hesitate to spend money to make home repairs or improvements. Many of you are doing something in secret or working behind the scenes on some kind of project. You're pleased about your possessions or something that you use or own. Something to be aware of now is that you're starting to fine-tune your value system. This is no minor feat. Your value system is essentially who you are. (Big stuff.)
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
This is such an eventful time in your life. Quite literally, you're embarking on a new 29 year cycle. And you're certainly going to reinvent yourself in the next seven years. This is a lovely week because Venus is in your sign making cozy aspects to both Mars and Mercury. This means you're sexy, and you sound good too! You have grace of movement, style and expression. Everyone wants to work with you or be with you socially. Group activities are positive. You can make money writing, teaching or talking. Many will seek your advice. You play the role of the attractive (and seductive) sage or guru. (I hope you have the wardrobe for this sort of thing.)
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
The money thing looks good. Trust your moneymaking ideas. For one thing, you're ambitious and bold right now. Research, or working alone or working behind the scenes or possibly negotiating with the government and large institutions are just some ways that can help you to boost your income. If you put out the effort -- there will definitely be a payoff. Similarly, research and working alone can also bring beautiful things into your life through shopping or reorganizing your own possessions. You're very good at this. You know how to make things look beautiful in a heartbeat. ("No capes!")
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
This week is very much a mixed bag for you. In one way, you're busy working alone by studying things or researching something or moving forward with a private project. However, despite these moments of solitude, you're also out there flying your colours, enjoying a wonderful popularity, especially with artistic and creative types. It's a great week to make long-range plans. It's also a great time to make travel plans. Everything to do with education, publishing, higher learning and dealing with foreign countries will probably get the green light. It all looks good. I see you laughing all the way to the bank.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
This is a strong time for you. Private moments will reveal big truths. (This is important because you're a truth seeker.) Relations with parents, bosses and VIPs look excellent. Your sex drive is strong now as well. (Quel bonus!) Behind-the-scenes planning, especially for your long-term future will give you solid and doable guidelines. Others are keen to help you now and support you in any way you need. You're ingenious at seeing new applications for existing or old things. You can also be successful dealing with situations about shared property or your partner's resources. Fundraising efforts will be go very well. Gads! You've got people eating out of your hand! (Nummy!)
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Do take note: this is a good time to sit down with partners and close friends to make long-range plans about practically anything. However, plans that are connected with travel, higher education, medicine, law, publishing and the media can be beautifully resolved. In fact, offers to travel or get further training or to explore opportunities in publishing and the media are right at hand! In addition, people love what you have to say now. Discussions with others, especially groups, make you look good. You're in the right place at the right time saying the right thing to the right person. And even though two wrongs don't make a right, three rights make a left.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
You've got lots of positive, intelligent energy now to make long-range plans about your life direction in general. Parents, bosses, and VIPs are impressed with what you have to say. Your ideas and comments can boost the wealth of partners and friends, and they could indirectly benefit you as well. Relaxed budgetary allowances, increased resources and support from others help you achieve more at work now. It's nice all this stuff comes your way now because you're hot to work hard and get better organized. Continue to explore new ideas. The more you believe in yourself -- the greater your choices will be. (I kid thee not.)
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
You're very much involved with settling matters about shared property and dealing with your partner's resources. However, in addition to this, you're quite keen to improve yourself somehow. You want to be a better person. Part of this enthusiasm is based on your warm friendships and partnerships. Flirtations are exciting, and (ahem) you are not without admirers. (You're feeling saucy!) This is a great week for doing stuff with others, especially the public or those who are close to you. People sense your growing confidence, and they wants to be with a winner! (Everyone knows the toughest part of getting to the top of the ladder is cutting through the crowd at the bottom.) But you're up, up and away!
