Weekly Horoscope
Sunday, April 1, 2007
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All Signs
Mars and Pluto are kissing cousins. (Think Russell Crowe teamed up with Darth Vader.) This team can kick ass! Mars is in it for the glory and the competition. (Mars loves to win.) Pluto is dark and dangerous, but Pluto always wants transformation for the better - not only just for the better - but for the most people. Pluto is Marquis de Sade and Mother Teresa. This week, these two planets work harmoniously with each other. Mars has the intention, and Pluto deepens and extends its power. Each of us will apply this newfound strength and intensity to different parts of our lives. I'm going to apply mine to the parts that really need a strong, intense boost - my wallet and the top of my head.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Your ability to work with groups and relate with friends is strong now! In particular, physical activities or sports or traveling with groups (something where you're really putting out a lot of energy with others) - will really please you, and at the same time, be very productive. Naturally, because the Sun is in your sign now your leadership abilities are super dialed in. Others are ready to follow your suggestions and orders. That's why you're so effective working with groups or getting things done through others this week. Just remember to use your talents to benefit others as well as yourself right now. Capice?
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Your ambition is definitely aroused. You're in the game; you're a player! There's something you want to achieve, and you're determined to do it. Fortunately, the gods are with you this week. You have the energy, the fortitude and the resolve to realize some important goals in your life. You see a better way of doing things! But here's your hot tip: if what you do to promote your good name or your career or whatever it is that you want to do also benefits society or benefit others as well as yourself - then you'll really be successful! Pluto is part of this formula; and Pluto always wants benefit for others as well as self. Hey - it's a win-win situation!
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
This week you have amazing abilities to influence others or convince them to do what you want them to do or to make them see the light about something you think is important. This could be about a belief system. Or it might have something to do with the law or medicine. Perhaps you're involved in publishing or something to do with education or schooling? Whatever it is, you'll easily get the cooperation and endorsement from others you want. If you're traveling or leading a tour - you're hot stuff! People are impressed with you: they want to be in your presence. If you've got it baby - flaunt it!
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
For a long time, there's been confusion about shared property, jointly held possessions, and the obligations or responsibilities you have for someone or something. This confusion isn't going to go away overnight; however, this week you will make great strides to improve things and set them in the direction you want. Just make sure that whatever happens benefits others as well as yourself. If you do this, then your own benefits will be long lasting. However, if you work only for yourself, your benefits will be short-lived. Meanwhile, back in the bedroom, things are yummy! You're turned on! (How sweet it is.)
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
You're unusually assertive with others now. This could be due to tension that is present; or just because you've decided it's time to stand up for your rights. (Don't mess with the kid.) You're generous and noble. Because of this you're often willing to cut others some slack. (You don't do petty.) This week however, not only will you put your cards on the table and be clear about what you want, you'll do it smoothly! You'll be able to discuss whatever you've been putting up with or not mentioning. You'll find it easy to be direct. You won't compromise what you want. Politics is the art of finding 'the possible'. This week, you'll discover you can have the kind of relationship you want! (Who knew?)
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
You're still dealing with shared property, jointly held possessions, insurance matters, inheritances, estates, debt and taxes. All the fun stuff. You're also gung ho to work hard and get stuff done. This is good. However, this week you're a dynamo! No matter what obstacles you encounter, you'll slice through them like a hot knife in butter. Your management skills are great. You're very effective at delegating right now, and getting things done through others. You want credit for what you're doing now; and that's OK. Nevertheless, make sure your activities benefit others or society somehow because this is the way you will get the most benefit in the long run. (Would I kid you?)
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
You're in a very playful mood this week. You want to have fun! ("I'm too sexy for my shoes.") Romance, love affairs, playful activities with children, getaway vacations, sports and anything to do with the arts totally appeal to you now. And of course, with the Sun opposite your sign, you're very focused on partnerships as well. This is the bigger picture for the month. But for this week in particular - it's the perfect time to flirt, play, be creative and enjoy the company of children. Go away on a fun trip. If you work in the arts, and especially if you direct the efforts of others, you'll be amazingly effective and productive this week. Technically, you'll also be effective and productive if you try to seduce anyone! (How's them apples?)
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
You can really make sweeping changes and improvements to your home scene, where you live, and also to your family dynamic this week. There might be increased tension, chaos and mucho activity at home right now. Furthermore, you feel a bit stressed and under the guns because you're working flat out trying to get as much done as possible. And you're very determined to earn money! All these things are moving forward now, requiring your attention. (Yikes!) The best thing to know is that the changes you make at home and within your family this week are going to be a positive improvement. You're making things better for yourself and others. This is wonderful: what's more important than family and quality of life?
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
This Aries Sun wants you to play! No matter how hard you're working, you want to party. Love affairs, romance, vacations, sports, the arts and an increased focus on children have really put a lot of buzz in your world. All this positive energy makes you really pumped about life. Because enthusiasm is such a contagious thing, your positive take on whatever you're doing turns others on as well. That's why you're a fantastic communicator this week. This is a great time to negotiate, wheel and deal, teach, act, write, sell, market or promote any ideas you have. You'll dazzle others with your words!
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
You're still strongly focused on home, family and real estate matters right now. There's no question about this. And you're also thinking a lot about romance, fun, pleasure, parties, sports and vacations. Perhaps this combination of things is the reason that you're unusually focused on earning money this week? (You're also spending a lot of it!) Don't worry. Whatever you do with your finances this week will be quite excellent. Just make sure that when you spend it, and even when you earn it - as much as possible you benefit others as well as yourself. If you can do this, then your money scene will improve even more! (Money, money, money!)
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Boy - are you stoked this week! Mars is in your sign and it's getting a major boost from big Daddy Pluto. You are invincible! That's good because there's a lot of activity going on right now in your life. But you'll handle it superbly. Now is your chance to show the world but you can really do. You've got vigour, determination, confidence and a smooth aggressiveness (if there is such a thing.) Your physical energy is high; you'll definitely fight for your rights. Look for opportunities to be a defender of 'the good' this week. Not only will you benefit tremendously, but you will help others. Furthermore, your ability to do this is fine tuned right now. You're perfectly wired for the job.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Outwardly, you're charming, diplomatic and affectionate with others right now. Inwardly, you're giving a lot of thought to money, finances and how you can earn more money. You might also be thinking about some major purchases. But while this is going on, your subconscious is sitting on top of some resentment and anger about something. It makes you feel vaguely uneasy. It might even make you suspicious that someone is working against you. (And you might be right - even paranoids have enemies.) The best way to work with this energy is to do as much charitable work for others as you can. You can't go wrong here because what goes around, comes around. (It's good to have Brownie points.)
