Weekly Horoscope
Sunday, December 17, 2006
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All Signs
This week Mars is making a harsh aspect to Uranus. Mars is associated with aggression, assertiveness, anger and warlike actions. Uranus is related to all things unpredictable and suddenly explosive. This is definitely an accident prone message! I do not believe the planets are causal per se. I believe we can read the mathematical cycles of the planets and draw conclusions about what might be correspondingly taking place on planet Earth. We will all feel rebellious and impulsive this week. The need to break away will be strong! Unexpected disruptions will test us. Forewarned is forearmed. ("Oops. Gotta go. That's the smoke alarm. Dinner's ready.")
Aries (March 21-April 19)
For the next five weeks, the Sun is at high noon in your chart, which is like shining a spotlight on you. People will notice you more than usual, especially bosses, VIPs parents and teachers. Not only that, they'll easily respect you for some reason. (Don't question this. Just accept compliments graciously.) Now is the time to present your pet project or ask for something you want. The gods are with you! However, travel plans and anything to do with publishing, the media, medicine and the law could blow up in your face. School and educational matters make you feisty and rebellious. Because you're so high viz now, everyone will know how you feel. (Oh yeah.)
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
You want to blow this pop stand. If you're lucky, you have travel reservations somewhere in the next six weeks. All Taurus people will want to go some place different or learn something new in order to expand their horizons and their experience of the world. Sudden opportunities to do this could materialize this week. Similarly, many of you will have a chance to sign up for a course or explore new training in something. This is the exciting part. What you must be on guard for is disruptions or unexpected surprises to matters connected with shared property, inheritances, and anything held jointly with anyone else. You might also feel sexually rebellious. (Hmmm -how might that play out?)
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
You have an increasing desire to improve yourself in every way. You want to be a better person. You want to be on top of your scene. You're also unusually concerned with shared property, jointly held possessions, debt, taxes and all kinds of red tape stuff during the next few weeks. (Boring but necessary.) The good news is this same planetary influence puts your gonads in overdrive. You're turned on, hot and sexy! Intimacy is unusually exciting and intense. However, be extra patient with partners. Conflict or arguments can erupt. You might want to walk. But do not be hasty! Even a hurricane only lasts for a day. Cool your jets; and don't say anything you'll regret later.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
For the next 4-5 weeks, you'll be focused on partnerships and close friendships much more than usual. Some sweet, lovely, surprising developments could occur. New partnerships might form. Expect to meet or get involved with someone who from a different background or culture from you. (But the differences are what excites you.) Ahem -- this covers the appealing part of the coming week. Now we move on to the part that makes your stomach tighten. Unpredictable glitches will definitely take place at work. Power outages, computer failures, staff shortages, interruptions to the flow of things will be par for the course. Something irks you big time! (Boss from hell?) Nevertheless -- don't quit your day job. Wait a week and then walk away with a smile on your face. (More classy.)
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
You're in serious work mode. You're playing catch-up to your own catch up! You do this very well because when it comes to last-minute scrambles, you're very skilled at getting the results you want. (In Act I, the wardrobe mistress is sewing the costumes for Act II. True story about Jessie.) Pressure brings out the best in you. Nevertheless, parents must be extra vigilant with children in order to guard against accidents. Lovers' quarrels are also likely. Surprise upsets with sports, the arts, parties and social occasions might be mind blowing. Expect cancelled parties and surprise invitations. (Go figure.) Variety is the spice of life and the mother of enjoyment.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
You're determined to have fun now. How intelligent of you. Since you're going through a time of major transition, especially with respect to giving up people, places and possessions -- why not turn the tables and dance on top one of them? Get away on a vacation if you can! Explore the arts, sporting activities, playful activities with children, and definitely - romance and love affairs. If you think your existing relationship is in a rut - pop a bottle of champagne. (It's all like riding a bicycle, you don't forget how.) Be patient with conflict at home. Let it ride, Sally ride. Forget about the last word; forget about the first word. Be true to your desire to have fun.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Home, family and real estate matters are important now. You're decorating your home for the holidays. You love to play with your surroundings. (What an excuse December is!) Home entertaining and the addition of beautiful new things to where you live will definitely please you. However, this week is definitely accident prone for your sign. This applies physically and verbally. Slow down. Count to five before you speak. Don't rush around. Remember that you need a peaceful environment to maintain your happiness. Your sign seeks harmony. (If you're arguing with a stupid person make sure they're not doing the same thing.) Eh wot?
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
You're entering a busy 4-6 week period. You've got people to see, places to go, things to do. You're shopping, taking short trips, wheeling and dealing, and talking to everyone, especially siblings. Actually, siblings, neighbours and relatives are warm and reassuring. You'll be surprised to discover just how much love there is in your daily life. However, financial matters might catch you off guard. A source of earnings could suddenly dry up, or open up -- it's anybody's guess. Guard your possessions. You might lose something; you might find something. Make friends with your bank account. Make sure you know how much money you don't have in the bank.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
You're serious about earning money now. (You love get rich quick schemes. You even entertain get rich slow schemes.) Now you're cranked up for the next six weeks pondering your cash flow and how to boost your income. You might get so excited about something that you feel reckless. You're ready to take a chance. Others might view this as hasty and impulsive. Fiery Mars is in your sign, so you feel the urge to act. ("Do anything -- then you have something to change.") Physical exercise can help you blow off excess steam. Get outdoors and do some sustained huffing and puffing. You'll feel better; and have a clearer vision of your world.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
This week the Sun moves into your sign. This is enormously empowering because the Sun rules your heart. It's your turn to recharge your batteries for the rest of the year. You'll also attract people and opportunities to you now, even if recently they stayed away in droves. Fair Venus is also in your sign attracting unusual associations and some real characters. Expect to meet people who are different from you. However, no matter what happens, you'll feel restless and rebellious this week. Surprising news makes you distrustful of others. Do whatever it takes to relax. Seek escape. Don't sweat the small stuff. Life is short -- and fat.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
You're pulled in two directions during the next few weeks. One part of you wants to be more reclusive and hide a bit. ("It's hard out there without your towel.") Yet another part of you is still involved with groups, clubs, organizations and friends. Be very careful in these social activities. Sudden conflict with someone could erupt. You're almost a stubborn as Taurus; and you're the most rebellious sign in the zodiac. You like to get along with others; but if something blows up in your face, you'll stand your ground. Ask yourself if whatever happens is worth going out on a limb? Make sure you don't burn any bridges. (You might need them again for a hasty retreat.)
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Your popularity rating is starting to soar. Accept all invitations. Go out so that you can be seen and you can see others. Your schmooze factor is very strong. Unusual friends and new acquaintances will enter your world. Some flirtations could be promising. ("Promises, promises.") However, fiery Mars is at the top of your chart stirring up trouble with authority figures, parents, bosses, teachers and anyone who tries to tell you what to do. You'll have none of it. You will not be dictated to! In fact, if anyone starts in on you -- it's game over. You refuse to take the ultimato. (The choice of eating your vegetables or going to bed without supper.)
