Weekly Horoscope
Sunday, September 24, 2006
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All Signs
This week it's very easy to fool yourself. But hey - since you now know this ahead of time, you might as well have fun doing so. I mean if you're going to do it - do it right: "I'm gorgeous, fit, toned and witty. The world loves me. I'm going to get rich right after I meet the love of my life." Why not? It beats kidding yourself the other way: "I'm navel lint. I'm soft, fat and stupid. I never finish anything. Any day now I will be found out. I'm boring and no one cares." Oy! Aside from this tendency, this is a good week to make long range plans for the future. Plans are good things. Always dig the well before you're thirsty. (After all -- it wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.)
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Be very careful about dividing property. Don't give away the farm. Be realistic in your expectations of others. If you don't like how shared possessions are handled, or if you have a funny feeling in your stomach about the obligations you have for somebody else -- then do nothing. Always trust the intelligence of the cells in your body! (I believe this.) You'd be surprised at how smart your body is. (The IQ of my upper arms is staggering.) Ironically, this is also a good time to sit down with partners and close friends to make plans about children, travel, higher education, publishing, the media and professional sports. "Anyone for tennis?"
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
You might be confused in your expectations from partnerships and close friends. If you sense this - then don't act. Why make important decisions if you don't know if you're coming or going? However, things at work are quite different. Here you're in control. This week you can maneuver situations so that the resources of others benefit you. ("Bring it on!") You can also make long-range plans related to home, family and real estate issues. Here you are thinking clearly. Trust your impulses. (Just never play cards with anyone named Fats.) Your ideas are practical and doable. This is good.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Be wary about situations related to health and your job scene. If something looks too good to be true, it probably is. You're also inclined to some kind of largess now. Either you're being too generous, two naïve, too trusting or just full of optimistic, wishful thinking. All is not lost, however. In matters related to children, professional sports, the arts, romance and love affairs -- by contrast, here you are levelheaded, practical and realistic in your expectations. Talk to partners about plans for children. Talk to lovers about commitment. Creative ventures, especially writing, go extremely well now. (Never confuse thinking with sitting around rearranging your prejudices.).
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Be very careful with financial speculation, gambling, vacation plans, creative projects, show business, the entertainment world and sports. It's very easy to overextend yourself now. You might also be swept away by desire and unrealistic idealism or adoration. (I hate it when that happens.) But then again, sometimes reality is better than fantasy. (Lucky you.) Financial and practical plans related to real estate, home and family are to be trusted this week. Here you are on solid ground. At work, you see new applications for existing equipment and methodologies. You're the cat's meow! "More cream, Puss?"
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
You like to do things in a big way. This week you might overestimate something related to home, real estate or your family dynamic. Don't bet the store. Of course you want to respond to the needs of family, but you also have to stay strong. If you're fractured, you're of no use to anyone. Be very careful about spending money for home or family members. You might really go overboard here. On the other hand, (you have different rings) in the main, you're practical, logical and dependable right now. Trust your plans for the future. In particular, you are searching for the truth of your everyday reality. This can be profound but very time-consuming. (You'll miss a lot of television.)
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Don't make promises that you cannot keep later. I say this because at the beginning of the week, your eyes are bigger than your stomach. You might promise more than you can deliver. (741 pizzas? Get real!) Be careful driving (speeding). And be careful during conversation with siblings and relatives. You're so tempted to go overboard. Don't overextend yourself. Don't exaggerate. (I've talked to you a billion times about this.) Instead, concentrate on making solid, financial plans for the future. Plans about your job or how to earn money will go well. Whatever you buy this week will be practical, useful and long-lasting. It could also related to bathrooms, plumbing and laundry for your home.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
More than any other sign, this week you could go financially overboard. You might spend too much money. Or you might buy something that's expensive or too extravagant. Or you might have unrealistic expectations about your earnings. It might be all of the above or none of the above. Don't get me wrong. Some of your positive, optimistic observations might be valid. Just be aware that this is the area where your thinking could be a bit pie in the sky. An older friend or acquaintance might give you excellent counsel. Despite my warnings above, on the whole, this week your thinking is solid, practical and very doable. You're seeking a balance between your individuality and sharing with someone. Verrrry tricky.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
You feel generous in an overall way, especially with family members or anything related to your domestic scene. Generosity is a good thing; but there is such a thing as idiot compassion. To be more specific: true generosity is giving what is needed. Someone might challenge you to demonstrate that your ideas are actually doable. (They probably are.) Caution about taking foolish risks. In financial dealings, make sure that things are represented correctly to you by others. In a way, your grasp of reality is being tested. You're trying to put your ideals into practice. Do your research. Get some practical knowledge. Talk to parents, bosses and VIPs. (Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.)
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
There are two kinds of people in the world: good and bad. The good enjoy their sleep; the bad have more fun when they're awake. (Of course, I'm teasing.) Your idealism is being tested now. How well can you make the abstract a reality? Because Jupiter is your ruler, and it is now challenged by fuzzy Neptune, it's difficult for you to know if your expectations are realistic or just wishful thinking. Talk to friends and members of groups. Someone older or more experienced (and probably from a different culture or background) can give you solid, wise advice. You might also stop seeing someone because the friendship has run its course. (These things happen.)
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Be wary of anyone trying to convince you to do something you're hesitant to embrace. By nature, you're a practical, cautious sign. Your instincts (although perhaps conservative) are good and can be trusted. Right now your penchant for choosing the safe path will serve you well. Group endeavours look promising. Nevertheless, someone might be leading you on either knowingly or unwittingly. Talk to bosses, parents and VIPs. This is an excellent time to make career plans or to decide on the general direction you want your life to go in the future. You might decide to let go of someone or something because it's just like a dragging anchor. Time to move on.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
All Aquarians are born 50 years ahead of their time. You are a futurist. You're modern, cutting edge, unorthodox and you think out-of-the-box. However, be careful this week. In your enthusiasm to make big plans or swing big deals, you could talk yourself into something that won't fly. Quite possibly, someone is encouraging you, perhaps even a boss or VIP. But why? Do they have all the facts? Because of who you are, you're the lead dog, which means you have the clearest view. Trust your instincts. Trust your practical ideas about education, travel, publishing and the media. Ditto for medicine and the law. This is a good time to forge partnerships. Just make sure you're on solid ground.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
I have warned each sign about certain areas where they could be unrealistic in their expectations. The areas where your thinking might be wobbly are related to travel plans, matters connected with higher education, publishing and the media; and also medicine and the law. If you have great expectations in these areas and at the same time, some tiny doubts -- you cannot ignore that little voice of caution. Be realistic. Remember: your first loss is your cheapest loss. This week your strength is in your ability to divide shared assets, and deal with insurance matters, taxes, debt, bills and shared property. Work related decisions are solid, practical and doable. A good plan today is better than the perfect plan tomorrow.
