Weekly Horoscope
Sunday, July 16, 2006
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All Signs
The world is having a Leo hit. (Box-office sales and movie rentals will go up because Leo rules the entertainment world.) This is also a very steamy summer for romance because Jupiter is in sexy Scorpio (Yay!) This hasn't happened for 12 years. In addition, the Sun, Saturn and Mars are in Leo, the sign of romance and love affairs. A double whammy! There's more: Mercury went retrograde in Leo, which triggers the emergence of old flames and ex-lovers. My advice? Buy something sexy to wear -- especially lingerie. (Guys -- get creative.) If you can't beat 'em -- join 'em. According to a survey (I can't remember where I read it) the less sex have the worse your memory becomes.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
It's party-city for the six weeks. Get out there and trip the light fantastic! Enjoy good times with friends, family and lovers. Your creative urges are strong. Artists and performers are wonderfully productive. This is the perfect time for a vacation because you want to have fun! It's also a great time to work with children. The bottom line simply is: the month ahead can be fun loving and lighthearted if you get out of bed. (Well, not in all cases.) Since laughter is not only good for the soul (it's great for your health) what's to lose? Hey -- fools rush in and get the best seats in the house.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
It's down-home week for the month ahead. Friends and family are camped on your doorstep. (Stock the fridge. Buy beer.) You're very involved with family and your domestic scene. Renovations, residential changes, repairs and improvements could create chaos. It can also create tension among family members. Consider this an opportunity to practice patience. You're one of a nice guys, remember? Taurus never blows a gasket because a Taurus temper is truly a scary thing to behold. Anyhow, Venus currently makes you charming and diplomatic. Expect to make money from writing, deal making and negotiating. Look around. You are loved.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Fasten your seat belts. The next six weeks are super busy. (And busy for you is double busy!) You've got places to go, things to do, people to see. Short trips, running errands, spending increased time with siblings and relatives, reunions, plus increased reading and writing keep you hopping. This is good and not so good. It's good because you live the way I type (fast with a lot of mistakes.) However, even you have limits. You'll be running around so much you might start to hide. Nevertheless, this is an excellent time to communicate your feelings to others. (Never argue with someone if they're tired -- or rested.)
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
All these planets in Leo raise your concern about earnings: your cash flow and major purchases. You're not a spendthrift (sure you have insane moments, but don't we all?) You like good value for your money. You also want financial security. That's why you're giving these matters serious thought in the next few weeks. In fact, you might even wonder what matters most to you? Money? Security? After all, you just want to be happy. But what makes you happy? That's the million-dollar question. (Oops, there's money again.) Think about what you really want. Money can't buy you friends --but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Happy birthday, Leo! Three planets in your sign give you tremendous energy and focus. You need this because this is a time of transition for you. You're letting go of a lot, and pondering changes that have long-term consequences. Some of you might leave jobs; others are moving. This quality of letting go and saying good bye has been going on for a couple of years but it's not over yet. (Not until the fat lady sings.) Keep your standards high. It's OK to expect a loving relationship or a job you enjoy. You're happier about where you're living, that's for sure. Now that you have this covered -- the rest will follow. (Especially if you regularly drop five dollars bills behind you.)
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
You can't be all things to all people, especially now so don't even try. You need to lie low. Your birthday is coming up, which means your personal year is ending. Grab some downtime to ponder this. Look back over the last year. How was it? How do you want this next year to be different? Why not write down a few ideas while you have this perspective. Think of what you want to achieve in the coming year. Think of what you want to avoid. On Saturday the 22nd, you'll be renewed with energy when fiery Mars enters your sign. (Yay! This lasts for seven weeks.) That's the perfect time to burn off calories in bed. You can choose a king size bed, a bunk bed, a flower bed, or an oyster bed. Ouch!
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Your popularity rating is going to zoom in the next six weeks. You can count on this. Accept all invitations. Throw out a few yourself. Invite the gang over. Buy good food and drink so you have something nice to offer. Join clubs, groups and organizations. Meet pals for coffee. Attend meetings. Talk to others about your hopes and dreams for the future. When you express your goals out loud you help to formulate them better in your mind; plus, the feedback from others could be helpful. Don't worry about conflict with friends. Instead, enjoy physical activity with groups. (Two is a crowd; three is an orgy.)
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
This is a significant time for you. The Sun is at high noon in your chart for the next six weeks acting like a spotlight. People notice you more than usual. Plus bosses, VIPs, parents and authority figures more easily respect you now. (And you don't even have to do anything special. Go figure.) You'd be nuts to ignore this opportunity. Milk this for all it's worth. Swagger a bit. Wrap up whatever deals you've got cooking. Time spent with parents and bosses is significant. Travel, publishing, the media and higher education can yield sweet deals. Travel for pleasure will delight. It's an unusually powerful, strong month ahead. Gather ye rosebuds while ye may.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
You have a stronger than average need to expand your horizons, to learn new things about the world, to study philosophy, religion, history, politics and the sex life of the spider. You're hungry for adventure! Of course, you're like this all the time; but during the next six weeks, this impulse is super magnified. Therefore, travel anywhere if you can. Sign up for a course. Talk to people from different cultures and foreign places. In another vein (opposite arm) -- you can raise money or get a loan this month. Do whatever you can to expand your world! Every 60 seconds you spend kvetching in Dodge is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
The planets are set up right now in a way that hugely favours your ability to wrap up financial issues or business deals, or anything connected with estates, inheritances, taxes, debt and insurance matters. You can do the deal and pull off what you want especially is it is something you initiated before this month. People are practically ready to walk up and hand you money. (Yeah, yeah -- you told me a million times not to exaggerate.) Finish old business with ex partners who are back on the scene. The universe owes you a favour now. It's your turn to collect. There's more: your sex drive is hot now too. (Never put off till tomorrow what you can enjoy today.)
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
You might be a bit more tired than usual. (Face it - you're exhausted.) This will pass in a few weeks especially if you drink lots of water. You're totally focused on partners, close friends and important clients right now. Just accept this because it's the name of the game until September. Fortunately, coworkers are especially supportive. You need this because so many glitches are showing up at work -- cheques in the mail are late, communications are mixed up, lost papers and staff shortages cause delays. (Lord knows you're doing your best to pay attention to to to details.) Hey - why not play "Bureaucracy?" Everyone stands in a circle and the first person to do anything loses.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Despite the fact that retrograde Mercury is attracting all kinds of ex lovers and old crushes back into your scene, you're pretty gung ho to work and get things done. No problemo! You can chew gum and fly a helicopter at the same time. Romance is very sweet and lovely now. Vacations, parties, the arts, the entertainment world and sports will give you pleasure this month. But you won't get lost in this fun world. You're too keen to accomplish something now. And this is the impulse you should nurture. Clean, sort, and organize your world. You agree with Oscar Wilde: "It's better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating."
