Weekly Horoscope
Sunday, June 4, 2006
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All Signs
Human history has many calendars (Gregorian, Mayan, Muslim, Tibetan, Chinese etc.) They're all tied in with the cycles of heavenly bodies. (Just like the Oscars.) In one system, this lunar month (May 27 - June 25) and the time of Full Moon in particular, (Sunday, June 11) are unusually auspicious times when whatever we say and do are hugely multiplied in the future. Shee! Personally, I'm with Sidney Poitier in "Lilies of the Field." He didn't believe in God, but when asked why he helped the nuns, he said, " It's insurance. To me, life is here on this earth -- I can't see further, so I can't believe further. But, if they're right about the hereafter -- I've paid my insurance." Therefore, play it safe and grab every opportunity to practice generosity and kindness because what goes around, comes around. (Just like the flu.)
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Things are coming along swimmingly for your sign --and they're going to get better! Mars is now in Leo (your fellow Fire sign) and this will accomplish at least two things. (Maybe seventeen but who has the time?) During the next several months, Mars will energize the part of your chart that rules love affairs, romance, the creative arts, vacations, children, show business, the entertainment world and the hospitality industry. (All the boring stuff.) These areas of your life will be supercharged with energy! Enjoy fun party times. (Smoochie boochies!) Mars will also energize your Aries Sun with positive enthusiasm. (You wanted more?)
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Fair Venus is in your sign now making you even more diplomatic and charming than usual. When you say, "One lump or two?" You're not talking about slamming someone in the puss -- you mean sweeeet sugar. You're spending money now, and have a strong focus on your finances. Short trips and conversations with everyone keep you busy. But chaos and increased activity with home and family might be exhausting! Some of you are doing home renovations or undergoing residential moves. This is tough. You're not thrilled when your cozy home is upset. You need domestic harmony to give you a warm feeling in your tummy. Fear not. This chaos and family tension will pass. (Especially if you drink a lot of water.)
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Fasten your seat belts. Not only does the Sun in your sign allow you to project yourself into the world with more force and energy than usual, it also makes you look attractive and impressive to others. You have a great need to express yourself now. This week as Mars shifts into Leo, the tempo of your everyday life will be further accelerated. Yo! However, both of these energies make you identify strongly with your own opinions. You might be a bit much for some. (And remember, there's two of you.) If you have to sell your ideas -- you're hot! However, remember to be gentle with others. Avoid a battle of wits with anyone who's unarmed.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
This continues to be a time when it behooves you to work behind the scenes and keep a low profile. You need to rest and regroup. You have things to ponder. (Although your penchant to rehash the past means you ruminate and mull things over especially in the bath.) However, friends want to socialize! (Whatchyagonnado?) You go out then you come home again. For the next few months, Mars makes you identify much more with your possessions and your earnings. ("This was my grandmother's ring.") Caution: you might have disputes with others about money and possessions. Not good. I say follow the advice of Phyllis Diller: Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Many Leos are falling in love now, and I'm not sure why. One thing is certain: next year is a shoo-in for wonderful love affairs and romance. Major vacations are likely then as well. So what's happening now? I figure Leos are priming the pump. (Testing parts to see if they're still working.) Mars is now in Leo for the next seven weeks and Mars is a sexy planet! It heightens your aggression, your energy, your libido and your sexy allure. It gives you lots of energy and makes you much more of a fighter for your rights. In the next two months -- your individuality matters. Oh yeah! ("Are you talkin' to me?") This is a very positive time in your life. (Deliveries of flowers and chocolates not accepted before noon.)
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
This is still a powerful time because the Sun is at high noon in your chart. (Everyone notices you. Plus they think you're the cat's pajamas.) As Venus moves into Taurus, your desire to travel and explore educational opportunities increases. Fortunately, your opportunity to do so also multiplies. Yay! Do you need to buy a new carry-on? (I see them everywhere for 70% off.) This week you feel something is the last straw. Bosses, parents and teachers are in your face. You want to make a break for freedom. Enuff awreddy! But this is what many of you will do because it's part of the greater scheme of things: you're dismantling much of what you created since 1994. (Have a garage sale.)
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
In some ways, this is a bold, gutsy week. Your desire to travel, learn more and expand your world is triggered. You want more out of life! (Hey, if life is a smorgasbord, why settle for a bologna sandwich?) Fortunately, sex is sweet and affectionate now. (In case you don't know what I'm referring to, sex is after five and before seven.) Interruptions, computer crashes and power failures could mess up work schedules. Caution against financial extravagances this week. (Veni vidi Visa - we came, we saw, we went shopping.) You love beautiful things but who wants to worry about bills? "Not I", said Chicken Little. Activities with groups and friends will increase in the next two months. Keep hustling.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
You're in a 2-3-year window where many of you are enjoying strong success. Certainly, all of you are beginning to see what's working in your life and what's not. This week, Mars moves to the top of your chart stimulating your ambition even more. Yowsers! You're starting to question areas of shared responsibilities. (You don't do doormat.) You're getting tired of being responsible for other people and their possessions. In fact, parents in particular, are chaffing about the division of responsibilities related to children. If you satisfy your need to learn more and travel more, this will soften the rough edges. You want some goodies! (No dumping here.)
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
This Gemini Sun continues to highlight partnerships and close friendships in your life. And Mars in Leo (your fellow Fire sign) suits you perfectly! It energizes your desire to travel and explore publishing and educational opportunities. (You love this stuff.) This lovely influence will last for a couple of months. Research projects go well now. Coworkers are cooperative. The only dark cloud on your horizon is your growing need for freedom and independence in a partnership. You don't want others telling you what to do and when to do it. (Not your style.) You're upbeat and easy-going; but you're not going to wear an electronic dog leash.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
You're not one to neglect your duties; and you love a good time like anyone else. The next few weeks perfectly exemplify this because you're going to work hard and play hard. However, be careful at work this week. Machinery and electrical hazards are possible. Power failures, computer crashes and interruptions to your work schedule are also likely. Conflict with partners about joint property can arise this month. (Ouch.) However, your gonads are in overdrive. Whee! Sex can be mind blowing. Whee! This just goes to show what you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
This month is party city. Get out in full dazzle! Your job is swell; things at home are sweet and lovey-dovey. In fact, you're keen to redecorate and make your home more attractive and cozy. Similarly, entertaining at home will please you. Vacations, the arts, and everything with children are a major focus. Parents must be vigilant about children around Sunday the 4th (and Monday). Accidents could happen. Children might get lost. Be extra patient dealing with friends and partners for the next 2 months because Mars (Lord of War) is opposite your sign. Uh oh, this creates conflict! Avoid things that aren't even worth fighting about. (Like your health, your wealth and your sanity.)
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
You're focused on home, family and real estate matters. However, now you're running around with an outboard motor on your ass. You're cleaning, painting, re-organizing junk, throwing stuff away, categorizing, labeling, and establishing better work schedules for yourself and others. You're gung ho! Your motto is: Efficiency and Effectiveness Now. (Sounds good to me.) Venus in Taurus is helping by smoothing your communications with others and your ability to negotiate contracts. You're focused, productive and totally charming and diplomatic. What a combo! So what's the problem, Harry? Caution against home accidents this weekend. Electronics and computers could go haywire. Ah so.
