Weekly Horoscope
Sunday, March 12, 2006
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All Signs
This week stars off edgy. (Mars square Uranus.) Then a Lunar Eclipse in Virgo occurs on Tuesday with some pleasant planetary aspects. But just as we start to breathe easier, the Sun squares Pluto and Mercury squares Mars. Yikes! People will squabble about anything from the last piece of cake to who gets the remote. Meanwhile back at home page, Mercury continues to be retrograde for all of March. (Bad time to buy transportation and start anything new.) We all need good coping skills. (Remember: two rights don't make a wrong; but three rights do make a left.)
Aries (March 21-April 19)
This weekend (March 11/12) is an accident-prone time! Hopefully, you escape without physical or verbal bruises. You might feel a nervous, knee-jerk reaction underlying everything. Therefore, be careful! Slow down. Drive defensively. Think before you speak. Perhaps you're tense about something taking place at work? The Full Moon on Tuesday 14th indicates problems at work will intensify; however, by Wednesday/Thursday, they diminish. Not only are things definitely better then; by mid-week, you feel gifted by the universe! Inheritances, boons, bonuses, favours come your way. (This part is good.) Accept what comes to you and resist arguing with others. "A soft answer turneth away wrath, but grievous words stir up anger." (Proverbs 15:1.)
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Your cash flow and even your possessions are subject to unpredictable impulses and surprises concerning friends or groups. You could get ripped off; or somebody might give you something! Could go either way. (Weird.) Even though Tuesday's Full Moon brings tension dealing with kids and romantic liaisons -- on the whole, relations with friends and groups are excellent later this week. Discussions about how to share responsibilities or divide shared property are contentious. As the saying goes: you never really know somebody until you have to share an inheritance with them. Yup. Friendship is the bread of life but money is the honey.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Power struggles with parents, bosses and the police are inevitable. Don't go looking for a fight. Things can quickly escalate or come at you out of the blue. Did you know the origin of the word 'scruples' means ' to hesitate'? Quite lovely, isn't it? This means a person who is scrupulous, takes a moment to think before acting or drawing the proverbial sword. Guard your impulses verbally and physically, especially around the Full Moon on Tuesday. Things are swell at work afterward. Avoid telling others what to do. And don't listen if others tell you how to live. Oscar Wilde was right: "It is absurd to divide people into either good or bad -- they are either charming or tedious."
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
You feel restless this weekend. It's like you're losing control, or your grip on reality is being tested. (According to Lily Tomlin, reality is just a crutch for those who are afraid to do drugs.) Travel and education plans are interrupted. Religious and political matters are explosive. Knowing this, avoid these classic arguments. You're either preaching to the choir or talking to deaf ears. (And there are none so deaf as those who wear headphones.) By mid week - things are great! Vacations, romance, the arts and working with kids are rewarding experiences. (Oh joy.) A word aside: lighten up about your beliefs. We all have beliefs. "I believe I'll go for a walk." Or "I believe I'll have another drink." Capice?
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
You might have disagreements with friends or groups about shared responsibilities or shared property or both. (sigh) You hate this kind of thing. You're not a petty person. In fact, matters related to money, property and debt (including taxes) intensify as this Full Moon approaches. (It peaks late Tuesday.) Don't worry. By contrast, later in the week, you feel wonderful about some of the stuff you were so anxious about. Go figure. This is still a time of transition, streamlining and downsizing for many of you. But your home scene is definitely improving! In fact, you will continue to feel wealthier and happier about your private life (home and family) as the year wears on. Yay!
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
This is quite an explosive time with partners, ex partners and close friends who might rapidly becoming distant friends. Disagreements that involve bosses and parents could trigger some of this friction. Not all of you will undergo conflict. Some of you will just feel liberated and more assertive about standing up for yourself when dealing with others. However, because Tuesday's Full Moon is in your sign, there's a good chancre that someone is in high dungeon. Avoid the urge to make somebody over or advise them how to live. People hate this stuff. And you know this. It's just that you so quickly and easily see "what's wrong with this picture" -- you can't resist commenting. Not good. Remember: a closed mouth gathers no feet.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Your work might hold a few surprises related to publishing, education, travel, medicine and the law. (Hmmm, that covers a lot.) There's no question you're all fired up about something at work. (For some, it might be about your health.) You want to make improvements but others don't agree with you. You're a debater. You know that politics is finding the art of the possible. You're full of creative ideas right now. If you can convince others to go with you -- you'll smell money soon! When the dust settles, you'll be relieved find you're enthusiastic about a project at work. Just like the old days! All this ho hum same old, same old is over. New ways to make money excite you!
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Parents must be vigilant with their children. Some stressful aspects are occurring in the heavens, which indicate certain areas might be likewise stressed in your life. If this is the case, then explosions, accidents, interruptions and difficulties with children, lovers, the entertainment world, show business, sports and financial speculation are likely. Ironically, later in the week, these are the very areas that might bring you joy, profit and good fortune! Be careful with financial speculation. Don't be pushy this week. Few Scorpios truly realized how overwhelming they are to others. You're an extremely powerful sign. You're a lot for others to handle. Lighten up with the little people.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Lots of old business connected with family, real estate and domestic matters is back on your plate again. This could mean difficulty with parents and relatives. (Perhaps even your boss?) You have strong ideas for improvements at home, which others might not endorse and vice versa. Hot tip: never argue with someone if they're tired -- or rested. Let others speak. (You don't have to follow their suggestions.) You're probably looking at some repairs or renovations at home now. Whatever you do will be an improvement. Areas related to plumbing, bathrooms, garbage and recycling are a good focus. Educational groups might meet in your home now. (When the smoke alarm goes off - dinner's ready.)
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Continue to be careful this week because right now it's still an accident-prone time for your sign. Interruptions to your communications and transportation scene are likely. Pay your phone bill. Stay on top of car repairs. Be patient with siblings and relatives. Don't jump to conclusions. But it's not all bad. Your dealings with groups and friends are actually quite wonderful later this week. Everyone loves you. Since Mercury continues to be retrograde, allow extra time for everything. (It will be snapping at your heels all through this month.) Just remember: if you don't know what you're doing, at least do it neatly.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
You definitely have some financial hiccups now. There might be debates or quarrels about shared property or something you own, or they might be about debt, taxes and insurance matters. Don't get your belly in a rash. Even though the Full Moon indicates stress in these areas, later in the week you can show a fine profit! (We like.) Although this is a poor month to start new deals, it's excellent for finishing up old business. You might meet a powerful person or friend who says something that could change your life. "Your hair is on fire." (That was important to hear.) Travel and educational opportunities are likely now. Ditto for publishing.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Oy! There's so much going on! You feel stress dealing with family and real estate matters. (Too much chaos and stuff happening at home.) In addition to this, the Full Moon on Tuesday is opposite your sign, which means tension with partners is likely. Bosses parents and VIPs are pushy -- and so are you! Each of you thinks you know best. (It was ever thus.) Fortunately, this week also holds marvelous opportunities related to publishing, travel, the media, higher education and dealing with foreign countries. This stuff is just plain good luck! Good luck is nice. Because Mercury is retrograde in your sign this month, of course you feel you're scrambling just to tread water. Confused communications, lost items, goofy mistakes and downright inefficiency dog your steps. Don't worry. When this is over you're going to feel younger, more liberated and more enthusiastic about life!
