Weekly Horoscope
Sunday, November 27, 2005
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All Signs
We have a lovely transit right now! Jupiter is 1300 times the size of Earth. Its large size represents abundance, generosity, wealth and increase. Uranus rules electricity, explosions, earthquakes, technology and the unexpected. Right now, these two planets are doing lunch. It's very cozy. The service is great and the menu is wonderful. This means many welcome surprises will come to each of us in a different way. Admittedly, too much of a good thing is sometimes too much! Some will go overboard with excessive drinking, eating, partying, spending and finally deciding to 'tell it like it is'. Oy! (It's hard to keep your shirt on when you're getting something off your chest.)
Aries (March 21-April 19)
You can really clean up right now. This Jupiter/Uranus transit is bound to bring you goodies, gifts, favours and unexpected perks. Some of you will receive an inheritance. Many will be on the receiving end of wonderful generosity and hospitality. The benefits that come to you can be direct (cash, gifts and favours) or they might be indirect. For example, your partner or someone close to you could receive something, which in turn benefits you. Who cares? Either way, you're on the gravy train! It's important to acknowledge when life is good. (We are so quick to acknowledge when things are bad.) Appreciation is the most valuable quality to cultivate. Appreciate who you are; appreciate what you have.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
This is a wonderful time to consult experts, doctors, counselors and yes -- astrologers. (I'm too busy.) Get professional help that can benefit you. This is not a time to go it alone. Close friends and partnerships will benefit you beautifully! You might be involved with someone in a foreign country or far away. You might suddenly meet someone or come to the sudden realization that someone who is more experienced, or older or more established is a boon to you. Too often we appreciate partners and friend after we loose them. (It's a human failing.) Acknowledge how fortunate you are because of the people you have in your life.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Unexpected opportunities at work come your way now. It's a lovely bonanza! And you deserve it. After all, you laid the groundwork in previous activity by planting whatever seeds you planted -- and in large measure, this is the cause of your current good fortune! Job opportunities in other countries, or perhaps involving travel, publishing, the law and medicine are definitely promising. New technology might be introduced to your job. Alternatively, some of you now see a way to be self-employed. Independence is at hand! You can run away from the cube farm and your evil boss. Yay!
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
In many ways, your sign has the most fun, enjoyable benefits of this Jupiter/Uranus transit. Exciting flirtations and new romance are definitely possible. If so, it will be with someone who is different from you, perhaps from another culture, quite likely older and more established. 'Le difference' is what intrigues you! Others will win at gambling or playing a long shot. Unexpected vacations suddenly fall in your lap. Sports and sporting events hold sweet surprises. Playful activities and good news related to babies and children (someone new in the family?) are also delightful and unexpected. Your social life gets an exciting boost now. Hey -- this is all good stuff! Get out there in full dazzle. Flash your sparkle!
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Everything connected with home, family and real estate is extremely rewarding now. You have a warm feeling in your tummy for loved ones and where you live. Things haven't been this good at home for a long time. Not only do you feel happy about your home scene -- matters connected with real estate and with your home possessions can become more profitable now. Unexpected bargains come to you! People give you gifts. You could find the buy of a lifetime. Family events are happy, joyful and rewarding. This is important and reassuring for you right now. In other ways, you're dealing with a lot of new experiences. The reassurance you feel at home is comforting. God's in Her heaven and all's right with the world. Yippee!
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
The power of the mind is an amazing thing. That's where everything begins. There's an Eastern saying: 'First comes the thought; then comes the word. The word becomes the deed, and eventually the deed becomes habit. Slowly, habit hardens into character. Therefore, guard your thoughts with care and make them loving and kind.' You won't have much trouble doing that right now. Something is happening in your life that makes you positive, upbeat, optimistic and joyful about your future. Relations with siblings, neighbours and relatives are happy and encouraging. Life is good! You're definitely not living in the present, tense.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
You've been feeling your debt load lately. Some of you have been crying all the way to the bank. Fortunately, (don't you love how that word has "fortune" in it?) This lovely Jupiter/Uranus transit hits you right in the pocketbook. Money, cash, goodies and gifts unexpectedly come to you. "Quiet. Please, quiet in the back. Will you all just take a number?" Well, the stuff might not be lined up at your door, but all of you in some way will have an exciting purchase or an exciting gift or a raise or a new way of earning money -- something. And it's probably unexpected. Whatever happens, it's good news. Finally, the buck stops here!
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Hey, it doesn't get much better than this. For the first time in 12 years, Jupiter is now in your sign and will stay there for most of 2006. This is great! And right now Uranus is suddenly giving it a cattle prod zap! That means something suddenly wonderfully benefits you! It could be money. It might be some wonderful clothes. It could be a relationship or meeting somebody who is very helpful or beneficial to you. You might get a new car or computer. Unexpected opportunities to promote your reputation and your career might come along. One thing is certain: the good tooth fairy has moved your name to top of the list. Can you take it? You bet! (I see the sign on your door that says Swag Deliveries in the Rear.)
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
When you read All Signs above you'll see that your ruler Jupiter is getting this magnificent kick start from Uranus right now. Naturally, you'll feel this. You have the coziest relationship with Jupiter of any sign! No doubt, you'll want to express yourself in some new exciting way. You feel the need for freedom! You want to discover new lands, new vistas, you at least want to win a coin toss. Something! (Yes, this is a lucky gambling moment.) Sudden opportunities could come your way. If so, you'll have to decide quickly. They could require split second timing. (Uranus is always fast and explosive.) Be on the lookout for ways to create your own good luck. They're there. Definitely!
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Sudden opportunities with friends, groups, clubs and organizations exist for you now. It's hard to say how this will manifest. To begin with, you might meet somebody who is unusual, bizarre but exciting and thrilling. This person could be from another culture or a long distance away. Or you might be pleased at the opportunity to join a club or an organization. Perhaps somebody throws you a surprise party? Your popularity might get a sudden boost. Maybe you do something that causes everyone to fawn over you. (Fawning's always nice.) You might meet someone who acts like a teacher or mentor to you. Anything can happen - but you will definitely enrich your life through others now.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
The next year ahead beautifully benefits your career and your good name among your peers. This doesn't happen drip by drip, steadily, steadily, moment by moment. Instead this phenomenon will take place in plateaus interspersed with sudden increases. Little bumps of good fortune. Right now is definitely one of those times! Something happens to bring you praise, a raise, a better job, a happier situation, and most definitely increased respect from others. You might have an opportunity to travel or to expand into work connected with medicine, the law, publishing, education and the media. You're definitely feeling like the Grand Fromage for some reason. Congratulations!
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Unexpected opportunities come your way now. They might be connected with a sudden chance to travel, or to take a course, or promote your education. You might become more involved in publishing or the media. (Good opportunities exist here.) You might even shift your work so that it involves travel or explores the legal and medical field. Some of you will meet exciting people from other cultures and different lands. Basically, unexpected opportunities come to you now - so get ready! You have to act fast. Your window of opportunity will be brief. Don't dilly dally. Don't stop to make a ham on rye. Put down this newspaper. You have to be alert. (The world needs more lerts.)
