Weekly Horoscope
Sunday, August 28, 2005
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All Signs
If life is an illusion, suffice to say some illusions are better than others. This seems to be the case this weekend. Certain planetary aspects ("Come out of the closet Neptune, we know it's you.") confuse us or deceive us. And yet at the same time, other aspects give us hope, optimism and renewed faith in our future. ("Yo Jupiter!") But what happens when these different elements come together in one cocktail? The truth is it's anybody's guess. So -- here's mine. (This is a day for firm decisions - isn't it?)
Aries (March 21-April 19)
My advice to you is to tread carefully about financial matters, especially financial speculation, or entering into partnerships that promise earnings and instant success. There's just too much fog on the bathroom mirror. Right now, you feel happy, confident and gung ho about romance, creative partnerships, and matters relating to children, show business, sports and the arts. Good. Potential vacations look fabulous! And you know what? All of this could be true. But I'm suspicious. Something to do with money and possessions looks very dicey. Your usual style is to jump in with both feet. I suggest you test the water first. Make sure someone hasn't drained the pool. (Aaaggghh!)
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Are you confused or are you confused? Yes, you're confused. Admit it. Discussions with parents and family are unclear. Meanwhile, you're not sure what's down the road. (Someone spilled coffee on that part of the map.) Yet you have all this energy! You're dressed up with no place to go! Meanwhile, back at the condo, things look swell. People are sharing information and goals. A sense of abundance and joy is wonderful. But even though these good feelings are flowing, and family life seems positive, you're not sure what your next move is. That's okay. The first step to recovery from being confused is admitting you're confused. Right? Remember: not to decide is to decide.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Because you're light on your feet, (and of course there's two of you) you can probably handle this schizoid reality. You know you're confused and full of doubt about something. You feel it in your gut. It makes you slightly nervous, and it also makes you doubt yourself. Yet in the next breath, you're revved up about love, romance, parties, vacations and good times! You feel like a winner. (Will I do?) However, deep down behind your left kneecap, you distrust this optimism. You suspect it's a bluff, even if you believe your own bluff. Note: If you feel hesitant about anything -- don't act. Protect yourself. Protect both of you.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Be very careful about entering into partnerships right now. Groups and friends (this includes relatives and family) could promise lucrative, profitable suggestions for you now. These might pertain to real estate deals or specific family partnerships. Nevertheless, you could be kidding yourself. Or someone is kidding you. Or someone is smoking too much. (What's that funny smell?) If something looks too good to be true -- it probably is. And yet -- here's the vicious part -- I might be confused! What do I know? We've never even met. Nevertheless, if you're hesitant to act, then wait. Don't sign on the dotted line. Don't part with your money. Better to be safe than sorry.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
"Chim chiminee, chim chiminee, chin chin cheroo - I do what I like and I like what I do." This is exactly how you feel. However, you're stymied or paralyzed about some kind of ambitious plan at the moment. You want to set something in motion, but you're blocked for some reason. This obstacle could be confusion and indecision on the part of an authority figure; or it could be your own hesitancy about something. It's frustrating because in one way, you feel optimistic! And yet, you also feel like Hamlet - you can't act. (Actually only people who play Hamlet have to act.) Remain calm. Trust your gut. Sit this round out.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
It appears that money and resources are available from behind the scenes (or the government and large institutions) and this part looks good. Nevertheless, you're uneasy about travel plans and matters connected with publishing, foreign countries, medicine and the law. How can you feel so good about things on one hand, if you can't move in the direction you want on the other? Sigh. We all have our contradictions. Delay travel plans and publishing matters for the moment. There's too much confusion present. Sit on the sidelines and watch the parade for a while. Give yourself time to research things more. You like to explore all your options. It gives you warm feeling in your tummy.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Friends and groups encourage you to do exciting things now. Others will help you to spread your wings! This could involve travel, training, education and expanding your world in an exciting way through contact with others. Sounds good. We like. The only dark cloud on your horizon is some kind of confusion about shared property, debt, taxes and your partner's income. You might even be unsure about your responsibility for someone or something. That sure takes the edge off all this delightful, hey nonny nonny fun with friends. Oy! Just fake it till you make it. Don't commit to anything that gives you pause. (Especially little furry ones.)
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Discussions with parents, bosses and VIPs are positive, upbeat and encouraging. You're very excited about something. You're nurturing plans that are potentially fruitful and successful. The problem is that partners and family members are stuck in some way. You can't get the cooperation you want. And just when everything was looking so good! Rats! Foiled again. Don't be discouraged by partners. This is just a temporary setback. In the long run, this hiccup or delay might turn out to be a good thing. Don't charge off wildly into the blue unless you really know what you're doing. If partnerships are stalled in the water right now -- be patient. This is temporary.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
You're pumped about matters connected with publishing, the media, dealing with foreign countries, travel and possibly higher education. Things look good! You're almost ready to act; yet there is definitely something not right with this picture. Matters at work are discouraging either due to fatigue at your job, or coworkers who aren't enthusiastic about your ideas. Bummer! Things were so close to being perfect! All you can do is coast at work for a while. You can't ignore these obstacles. This schmoz could give you a chance to rethink something. It never hurts to plan every aspect of something. Always pay attention to to details.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Issues connected with inheritances, shared resources or jointly held property, taxes, debt and insurance matters and look extremely promising now. You're laughing all the way to the bank. (Actually, have you ever seen anyone enter a bank laughing?) Nevertheless, financial speculation, and plans with vacations, the arts, the entertainment world, the hospitality industry, professional sports and working with children are just in the toilet right now. You're stalled in the water. (Yes, that is toilet water. Who can afford perfume?) You cannot ignore the obstacles that make you hesitate right now. Do so at your own peril.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
It's a funny combo right now. Things at work are exciting, optimistic and extremely encouraging. Meanwhile, back home, you're not sure if you're coming or going! Lots of activity is taking place. However, now you're full of self-doubt and second thoughts about something. Do not be discouraged by your domestic situation. This is a temporary setback. You are actually becoming more empowered than you have been in decades! It's scary when you get out on the ice again, if you haven't worn your skates in years. Don't give up your domestic plans. Don't run away from your bright future. If you're in doubt right now - wear water wings and stay away from the deep end.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
You're extremely encouraged by matters at work now. The resources you need are available. Everything to do with your job is coming together beautifully. Your health is improving too. All this is definitely something to write home about. However, relations with siblings are discouraging and dispiriting right now. You don't feel you can complain out loud; yet, you're not a happy camper. Others can demoralize you now. Their criticism or lack of endorsement makes you hesitant. Pshaw! Do you really need them? (Hmmm, you do.) Then wait for a more propitious time to expedite your Grand Plan. Be extra patient with siblings and relatives. Nevertheless, you don't have to turn yourself into a pretzel to please them.
