Weekly Horoscope
Sunday, April 25, 2004
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All Signs
I get questions from readers about why it's not good to buy a car in Mercury retrograde. Or what if the car was made in Mercury retrograde? Or what if it was a Mercury? (Not.) Here's the skinny: essentially, there is a chart for every moment in time, every place on planet Earth. There's a chart for me right now writing this column. There's a chart for you right now reading it. When you buy a car and it becomes your car -- there is a chart for your relationship with that car. If that chart has Mercury retrograde, (and Mercury rules cars and everything that goes forward) -- you have increased the odds that your car will not go forward. Capice? Wait until May 1 if you can. The other thing to look for when buying a car -- is money.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
It's easy to have a Mexican standoff with someone right now, especially a sibling or relative. You're firmly entrenched in your views; so is the other person (who is completely wrong.) You don't want to budge; either does the other person (who is completely wrong.) You think you're right; so does the other person (who is completely wrong.) Of course, everything is relative. (Especially siblings.) Even right and wrong are relative. So being completely entrenched in your views is not cool. The relationship you have with siblings and relatives is far more important. Keep in mind what you want for the long run. (A temporary victory -- or a friend.)
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
You want to use your money, your wealth and your possessions, and your resources to transform or improve something in your surroundings or those of someone else. This sounds like a wonderful gesture. A good motive. To your amazement, you meet with obstacles. What? You can't even spend money to make things better without a power struggle going on? It appears your views clash with the values of someone else. Watchyagonnado? You have a lot of natural, sweet, gentle grace. Fall back on this. Don't get pushy about money and possessions. Lighten up on your wishes to have your values prevail. State your case and just leave it at that. (Things might be quite different in the future.)
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
You're extremely determined to get your way about something right now. You feel so strongly about this, you're tempted to act ruthlessly. Differences with a partner or close friend have you riled up. You want your own way because of course, you think it's better, and you're willing to fight for it. But what will you have if you win? We all see things differently because of our backgrounds, our personalities, and our values. In fact, the differences we all share make our friendships interesting. (Remember -- you like interesting.) Pull back with your demands. Don't try to convince others to agree with you. And don't let others do it to you.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Power struggles about making changes at work or large institutions or the government are likely now. You might have great ideas about how to make your job flow more smoothly. In fact, you're good at this because your sign is extremely practical and mechanical. Nevertheless, despite your desire to transform conditions around you -- someone or something resists you. This is classic. It's called employment. If things were always hunky-dorey, they wouldn't have to pay you! Possibly, someone is doing a squeeze play on you. Either way, it's not good. If it doesn't flow easily -- back off. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him float.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Power struggles with others are classic now. They might involve your children, people in the arts, or anything to do with show business, professional sports and the hospitality industry. (All hot topics that are dear to your heart. Naturally, you have strong opinions and feelings about this. However, it's important to make gentle judgments. Think of the goof ups and mistakes you've made in the past. (Hardly any, I know.) Be as soft with others as you would hope they'll be with you. This isn't just corny, feel-good talk. This is all about your own happiness. After all -- you come first. Right? Ironically, if you're less demanding, life is easier.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Strong differences with authority figures, parents, VIPs and bosses are unavoidable. You're gung ho to do something. You're keen to get ahead; you're prepared work hard. You've got ideas that you want to put into play. Meanwhile, back in the TV room, somebody else is hogging the control. Your bright ideas are being overlooked. You don't like this. Have you ever thought you might be coming on too strong and threatening someone? Others might feel they're losing control because you're so enthusiastic. You can still keep your objective in mind. But go gently. Anyone knows that the one who is doing the most yelling has lost the argument
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
You're marvelous at debate; and now you have strong opinions about publishing, the media, higher education, foreign travel, medicine or the law. It might be about a religious, philosophical or political concept - or even a religious or political leader. You're on your soapbox preaching your POV. Since you have the ability to see many sides of a situation, plus the subtle nuances involved, you find it frustrating when others are narrow-minded, ignorant or stupid. But you never know what contributes to the makeup of somebody else until you walk a mile in their wedgies. Tolerance and patience are the only answer.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
You're concerned about financial matters, the wealth of your partner, or taxes, wills, inheritances and red tape. What's really at stake is how to spend a limited amount of money or share something with someone else. In fact, at its most bottom level, you're probably at odds with somebody because you have a different set of values. This is the toughest kind of disagreement. There's no right or wrong. People just have different values about different things. To change your core belief about anything is very difficult. Wars are fought about different values and beliefs. Compromise and a respect for the values of others is the only solution. Not ideal. But then, either is life.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
You might be trying to gain control over somebody now. Or perhaps somebody else is doing this to you. This leads to quarrels, anger, and unhappiness on both sides. The irony is that what you really want is to be happy. We all want to be happy. If you continue to pursue what you so strongly want right now -- will you be happy? What will be the cost? Who will you alienate? Sounds like a hollow victory to me. Of course, you can't let anybody else bamboozle you either. Pushy never really wins. Remember what your main objective is: happiness. Don't get your belly in a rash about something because this only makes you unhappy. Then, even if you win -- you lose.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Power struggles at work are almost over. It hasn't been easy. Possibly, others have attacked you; of course, you had to retaliate. Get ready to move on. Focus on making major changes that affect your home and family. Whatever these changes are, they'll be an improvement. This is a fact. Be bold about making improvements to your domestic scene. You won't regret it. You're setting off on one of the most important cycles of your life. That's because your career and your reputation matter to you; and what you're about to do now is build the life you want for yourself. Fortunately, Universal forces beyond you are willing to help. Dream big, babes!
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
This is a wonderful time for learning anything new. Unless you're living in a cave, you're probably going to change your views about something. This could be because you meet a guru or person who has something to say or teach that really has a strong effect upon your mind. Conversations are not casual; they're surprisingly profound. (You love all this stuff.) You're attracted to the mysteries of life. Furthermore, you want to talk about this with siblings, friends and relatives. This is likely because your focus on family and your domestic scene is very strong now. Power struggles related to children aren't worth getting unhappy about. Lighten up.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Power struggles with a parent, teacher, VIPs, authority figure or your boss have been (or will be) unavoidable. It all boils down to this: how much do you want make a stand about something versus how important is your own happiness and peace of mind to you? You might think that if you "lose" the argument you'll be unhappy. But you might be unhappy if you "win" it as well. Instead, think about how you can spend your money and use your own possessions to make improvements in your life. After all, today is the last day of your life -- so far. Every day is a fresh opportunity to be your last. Spooky, isn't it?
