Weekly Horoscope
Sunday, May 25, 2003
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All Signs
Mars rules our muscles and our aggressive, assertive energy. It is passionate, active and above all sexual. Because Mars now makes a cozy aspect to powerful Pluto, this brings tremendous energy to whatever we initiate (in various areas of our lives according to our sign.) Therefore, the sensible thing to do (eh wot?) is to make use of this celestial advantage. Think of it like rowing with the tide instead of against it. Actually, forget rowing - it's like using an outboard motor! We should all galvanize ourselves into action and go after what we want or get on with what is right in front of us. It's important to act when the timing is so favoured. And at this juncture of history, it's also important to be strong and compassionate and really know how to accessorize.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
This is a good time to make serious moves towards realizing some important goals in your life. You've got the moxie, the drive and the energy to do it now. Don't hesitate to act because the outcome will be favourable. (Yes!) This is an especially good time to work with others, possibly for group goals and objectives. Take note: you'll get your best results if what you do helps others as well as yourself. (It's a Pluto thang.) People are definitely ready to help you now, and you must show them that you will reciprocate in kind as well. Fair is fair. In fact, friends can help you transform your life now. I kid you not.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
You're ready to move mountains to get what you want this week. (See Mountain Movers in the Yellow Pages.) All the conditions are right for you at this time. With Mars at high noon in your chart, you're ambitious. With Venus and Mercury in your sign, you're charming and articulate. But what really turns the tables in your favour is the cozy relationship Mars has this week with big Daddy Pluto. It makes you zealous about pursuing your goals! You're Power Point on steroids. You can elicit the help and support you need. Just say the word. (I advise you to throw in a few verbs.) After all, if you want something you never had - you gotta do something you never did.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
With the Sun in your sign now, it's still all about you, dear Gemini. That's why others are calling you. "Geeeminiiii." (You keep showing up on people's radar.) This is an excellent time to do big cleanups and improvements to publishing ventures, travel plans, and everything to do with higher education. Expect to work behind the scenes with large institutions and the government as well. You can arrive on the scene and play the role of le Doctor or Miss Fix it. Your upbeat, positive attitude definitely reaches others now: people are listening! "Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." (T. S. Eliot)
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
You are at the brink of enormous change. You're ending a 29-year cycle and about to begin a new one. (These things have a way of continuing.) This definitely marks the beginning a new phase in your life. In the last few years, you dealt with letting go and giving up things. (Not easy, especially for you.) Most of this is now resolved. In fact, loose details about shared property, joint ownership and the responsibilities for others can be cleaned this week. Right now -- you need to take a few weeks to simmer on the back boiler. You've got a lot of stuff to "cook" in your mind. Friends are particularly supportive now. Give serious thought to what you want to do in the next seven years. (You don't have to be serious -- you can even laugh about it.)
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
This is a very popular time for you. Your dance card is full. The gang wants to see you. This is good: you love to be adored. This week discussions with partners and close friends can trigger major changes and improvements to things. Discussions about children and creative projects will be particularly productive. Differences of opinion can be settled. Feedback from others about your ideas is helpful now. VIPs are in your corner. In fact, favourable circumstances in your business and professional life look tres sweet. You might develop a crush on a boss or a mentor figure. (This certainly beats falling for someone who's stupid.) And you know who you are. Just schmooze and accept all compliments because baby - you paid your dues.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
You're super high viz now. (And you like it.) Part of the reason you're noticed is that you're pulling off action hero stunts at work. You can practically do the impossible. You've got the drive and energy to clean up situations and reorganize them completely. In fact, you're a veritable whirlwind this week! Nevertheless, you'd rather be somewhere else buying cheap, exotic clothing and sipping drinks with little pink parasols stuck in them. Any place but here. That's because you have strong desire to escape routine and expand your world in an exciting way. Nevertheless, you can get a tremendous amount done at work now. On top of that, you'll handle any opposition that you might encounter. Yo.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
This is good time to undertake any kind of study or coursework. Whether it promotes your career or simply provides you with enjoyment - you'll be glad you did it. You're hungry to learn right now. In fact, legal matters and everything to do with foreign countries and publishing particularly intrigue you. This is a good time to finish creative projects, especially the grunt work. You have the patience, the diligence and the perseverance to finish whatever you started. (Impressive.) Your sex drive is also very high now. (Let's hope you can try this out.) But as Bruce's grandmother always said, Wantin' ain't gettin'." Oh, the pain of it all.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
This is the week to roll up your shirtsleeves and dig right in. Tackle big stuff at home -- plumbing, laundry facilities, messy basements and those little, horror stories you pretend aren't there. When you are finished huffing and puffing with these -- tackle red tape details as well. Clean up insurance matters, estate details, and everything to do with the joint ownership and shared responsibilities of things. It's not exciting, but you have to make hay while the sun shines. And believe me, you have the energy to tackle these things now. On a lighter note (F sharp), partnerships look cozy. Good -- get somebody to help you.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Super important discussions with partners and close friends might take place now. Even though you're naturally honest and (dare we say it?) blunt -- this week, you really mean what you say and you say what you mean. You might want to sugarcoat it a bit. (At least your words will be sweeter in case you have to eat them later.) You seem to want to win arguments and debates now. You're determined to convince others that you're right about something. In part, this is because you're on a real self-improvement kick right now. That's okay. When you're in the zone, life is just one big self-improvement kick. Right?
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
You're determined to work hard to reorganize every aspect of your life. Ironically, this gung ho attitude applies whether you are at work or on vacation. (Go figure.) It's just that you're seized with a desire to get the most for your efforts. (Nothing wrong with that.) You're also prepared to put your money where your mouth is. (Is this sanitary?) Fortunately, romance, vacations and fun times will ameliorate your frenzied drive for perfection. That's good. Think the Middle Way. After all, you can't be all work and no play. That's like thinking a balanced diet is a bag of cookies in each hand.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
This is a fabulous week for sports related activities. It's also a great time to redecorate your bathroom. You've got energy to burn and you want to make improvements all around you. (Especially the thighs.) Financial speculation is promising. Everything to do with real estate, family businesses, and improving your home scene is highly favoured now. You can't lose. (Well, of course you can -- that's just a phrase.) The name of the game right now is fun, romance, pleasure and vacations. Exercise can really transform your bod now. (Especially the thighs.)
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
It's down-home week for your sign. (Is that granny's fudge?) Since your focus right now is on home, family and where you live -- use this week in particular to clean up messy areas involving garbage, basements, dark corners, and behind-the-scenes stuff. Sounds yucky, I know -- but somebody's got to do it. And unless you can find a willing Virgo, you're probably stuck with the job. Fortunately, the placement of Mercury and Venus right now allows you to sweet talk your way in to or out of anything. You don't have to know how to fix a one-handed, spring-loaded faucet. Just fine somebody who does.
