Daily Horoscope
Monday, March 14, 2016
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Moon Alert
We have the "all clear" today to do business. The Moon is in Gemini.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
This is a busy day. You have tasks to do and things to say. Nevertheless, communications with others are difficult or stiff. That's how it is. Just do what you can because you can only work with what you've got, right?
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
People might be difficult today, especially authority figures or people who are older or more experienced. Ironically, your critical faculties are sharp today. Nevertheless, it's hard to convince others to go along with your ideas. Don't worry about this.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
This is a poor day to talk to parents, bosses, teachers and VIPs about something important. Their response will be, "Talk to the hand." Even romantic relationships and dealings with other cultures will be strained. It's that kinda day. Don't take any of this personally. Cope as best you can.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Avoid controversial subjects because these discussions will degenerate into something unpleasant. People are not cooperative today, and this applies to everyone. Don't be critical about someone - the whole world is like this today. Oy! Disputes about shared property and such are also likely.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Postpone important discussions about taxes, debt and shared property for another day because today people will oppose you. Obviously, if you have to discuss important matters, you want to choose a time when people are amenable. Today is not the day. Be patient with children as well.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
You might feel bummed out because your interactions with a partner or close friend are disappointing or even dismissive. (Who doesn't hate to be dismissed?) Likewise, be patient with coworkers who are a bit stressed as well. (Like, what's with that?) It's just that kinda day.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Don't make a big deal about anything at work today because it won't be worth it. There will be no moment of victory. Instead, use patience, tolerance and charm to get through this day. Lower your expectations of others. If they're dressed and wearing deodorant - great. Count your blessings.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Disputes with kids, romantic partners or disputes about vacations and social diversions are classic today. This is kind of day where people are quick to tell you why something cannot be done instead of looking for ways to see how things can be done. Yeah, negative thinking. Avoid it like the plague.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Conversations with family members, especially authority figures, will be dicey today. Likewise, if you tackle home repairs, you will meet with obstacles. Yes, "It's Monday. And it's Monday all day." Just don't expect too much from others. Keep things light and go with the flow.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Although relations with others are strained today, your mental faculties are sharp. Therefore, you can use your focused concentration to do routine work or work that requires attention to detail. When life gives you lemons, say, "I didn't order this! Bring me the margarita I asked for."
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
This is a poor day for important financial negotiations because there are too many challenges. People in authority will not be cooperative. You might also disagree with others and have an argument. By Wednesday, things are looking smooth. (Write that date down.)
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Today Mercury is in your sign at odds with Saturn. This is slightly depressing. It means that whatever you say, someone will likely object or find a reason not to agree or tell you why you can't do something. Yes - it's Captain Buzz kill!
If Your Birthday Is Today
Actor Michael Caine (1933) shares your birthday today. You are sweet and affectionate. People like you because they know you don't judge them. You're also pragmatic, practical and accepting. Great news! This is one of the most powerful years of your life - a time of accumulation. It's a good year to buy and sell. The seeds you have planted in the past will now ripen because it's a time of fruition for you. Yes!
