Daily Horoscope
Monday, April 18, 2011
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Moon Alert
We have the "all clear" today to shop (whether you spend $10 or 10 million) and make important decisions. The Moon is in Scorpio.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
"It was Monday. It was Monday all day." Today, you might be really annoyed with a partner or close friend; however, for some reason you cannot speak up. (Not like you!) This means you're doing a slow boil while something really eats at you, and you feel helpless. Chill out.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Something behind the scenes, and it could be your own secret activity - clashes with authority figures or the way things are supposed to be done, especially at work. Have you crossed the line in some way? Have you been busted? (Ever noticed that reality is harder in the mornings?)
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
It's very easy to be at odds with others today, especially in a group situation, whether it's a small meeting or a large class or conference. You might disagree with several people or you might just be irked with one person in particular. But where will this anger get you? Nowhere!
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
This is a lousy day to oppose bosses, parents, teachers and VIPs - plus the police. Things will get very nasty very quickly. You don't need this. (Oh no.) "If you see me coming better step aside, a lot of men didn't have a lot of men died." Avoid this, puleeze.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
This is not the day for heated discussions about politics, religion, racial issues or anything to do with publishing, the media, the law, medicine and also higher education. Including who came first, Aristotle, Socrates or Plato? (Socrates taught Plato, who in turn, taught Aristotle.)
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Nasty dispute about shared possessions, taxes, debt, inheritances, or insurance issues might arise today, but for some reason, you feel you can't speak up. You know what went down, but you have to stay muzzled. Buy fresh flowers on the way home. Fragrant freesias, perhaps?
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Things are extremely challenging with partners and close friends today. Frankly, somebody really annoys you. Did you know that we are generally annoyed by the very faults that we have ourselves? Of course, sometimes someone is just being a jerk. (There's always that.)
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
If you're angry at customer or coworker today, give this person a wide berth. "Go sit in that wide berth and don't come out until I say so." You're powerfully intense when you're angry. Don't do this to yourself. Don't do this to others. Stay frosty.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
People are easily irritated with each other, and it really shows in sports and romance. You're frustrated with others, and yet, you feel they cannot vent. Either you can't speak up, or you don't have all the facts. (Oy vey.) You are not alone.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
You have a strong desire to succeed, to achieve a position of respect or prestige. This is why you're pressing hard to achieve something right now. But is your ambition ruthless? Someone might think so. Clashes with anyone who gets in your way are likely today. Keep the high road.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Communications are frustrating with others today, in part, because nobody is being completely honest. People are definitely withholding and not speaking their mind, and you are one of them! Hey --to do this actually requires a lot of energy, and it's exhausting.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Something to do with money, cash flow, possessions or earnings rankles you today. And what rankles you even more is you can't express how you feel. If you do, you'll lose even more ground! You are caught between a rock and a hard place. Bummer.
If Your Birthday Is Today
Late night TV host Conan O'Brien (1963) shares your birthday today. You value fair play. You vigorously defend your beliefs. You have a dignity that is theatrical, and you are always aware of the impression you create on others. You are strongly loyal to family and friends. You value tradition. This year you are entering one of the most powerful years of your life. Dream big!
