Daily Horoscope
Monday, March 16, 2009
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Moon Alert
After 5:30 a.m. EDT today, we have the "all clear" to shop (whether you spend $10 or 10 million) and make important decisions. The Moon is in Sagittarius.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Don't go off half-cocked, which is what you're inclined to do. Why start your week this way? Avoid overreacting to political, religious or racial issues. ("Whaaat?") If glitches with travel, higher education, publishing, media, medicine and law occur, be cool.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Try not to get upset about disputes with shared property, taxes, debt or your partner's income or the wealth of others. You will be tested! (Expect a midterm on Friday.) You don't have to prove yourself with friends or groups, even if you might feel a bit exposed.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Avoid arguments with partners, close friends, bosses, teachers and VIPs. And parents! Actually, who can you talk to? Your local postie? ("Hey, I just deliver the mail.") People are competitive, irritable and touchy about everything today. Unfortunately, you will have to get out of bed.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
You're a sensitive sign. But you don't show it. When your feelings are hurt, you pull in and get silent, or you leave the room. ("Elvis has left the building.") Be patient with co-workers today. And be forgiving if they're impatient with you. Take the high road.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Parents must be patient with children today; teachers must be patient with their pupils; and romantic partners must be patient with each other. These are all areas where the fur can fly! Actually, anything related to sports will also be touchy. (Is there a hockey game tonight? Yikes!)
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Do what you can to maintain domestic harmony at home and in your family. Rash actions, bitterness, irritability and hastiness might arise. Ironically, what provokes these negative reactions is your own (or others) feeling of discouragement. Aaahh, who cares?
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Domestic accidents (including verbal accidents) might occur today because of haste or a subtle irritability that causes you to be less aware. It's as if your own anger distracts you! Of course, anger is a powerful emotion. And it never feels nice.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Disagreements about money, earnings or expenses related to children or entertainment are likely. People are feeling the $queeze! Kids costs money and so do good times. Yeah, yeah, you can walk in a park and eat a sandwich on a bench; but hey -- it costs lots more to let your hair down. And so it goes.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Difficulties with family members or something at home could really test your patience today. Look at it this way. It's the beginning of the week, so why not cut everyone some slack. How something begins is generally how it unfolds. Don't want to have a nice week? Duh?
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Don't come on too aggressively with others because they will bite back. People are easily annoyed today. In fact, some of them are looking for a fight. Don't let them find you. Ironically, today it's easy to draw these people to you! (Is there no justice?)
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Conversations with groups, meetings, conferences and conventions can go sideways in a New York minute today. But they don't have to. It depends on how you and others choose to react if someone inadvertently puts a pencil in your eye. I don't mean this literally. (Literally is quite another thing!)
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Caution today! It's all too easy for you to suddenly have a meltdown. (You know who you are.) Long-buried tensions might suddenly surface. Before you know it you're reverting to childish behaviour patterns. The rest is downhill from here. Oy!
If Your Birthday Is Today
Actor Jerry Lewis (1926) shares your birthday today. You have an easy charm and grace of movement. Many of you dance or excel in physical activities. You are sensitive and highly expressive of your emotions. Because you are idealistic, you often embrace a noble cause. You are modern and open to new ideas. You're not afraid to break with tradition. This year an important choice will arise. Choose wisely.
