Daily Horoscope
Friday, August 22, 2008
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Moon Alert
We have the all-clear today to shop (whether you spend $10 or 10 million) and make important decisions. The Moon is in Taurus.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Something will be interrupted at work today. Something unusual might occur or there could be technological glitches and hang-ups with routine work. People are acting strangely and so is all the equipment. What gives? It's as if everything and everyone has a mind of its own.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Be patient with children because they could be rebellious today. However, that is your secondary concern. Your primary concern should be for their welfare because this is an accident-prone day for children under your care. Romance is also rocky because everything is unpredictable and flirting with everyone!
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Domestic upsets and tension, broken appliances, minor breakages, unexpected events at home and bizarre happenings will make you sit up and take notice today. Family members are rebellious, especially if they won't listen to you. What's going on? (Send out for dark chocolate.)
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
This is an accident-prone day. Take extra precautions walking, jogging and driving. It is similarly an accident-prone day verbally speaking; therefore, take extra precautions and think before you speak so that you don't blurt something out that offends someone. Surprising news might reach your ears.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Financial news is surprising today. Make friends with your bank account. Stay on top of your cash-flow scene. Guard against impulsive, spontaneous purchases. Keep your receipts. Count your change. You might lose money or break a possession. But you might also find something. Who knows?
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
You won't hesitate to say almost anything to anyone today because you think you're exercising your freedom of speech. But is that really all you're doing? Aren't you trying to shock someone just a little? Perhaps you're not trying to start a fight, you just feel saucy and rebellious.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Something in you seeks excitement and stimulation today. However, it also makes you nervous and discontented. You're looking for something but you're not sure what. (If it has a lot of calories, it will probably do.) Hidden secrets could come out today. "Whaat?"
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
A friend might surprise you today. Or you might meet someone new who is unusual, bizarre or quite different in some way. An exciting possibility is that you might veer off in a new direction with some thrilling new plans or goals for the future.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
This is not a good day for important discussions with bosses, parents, teachers, VIPs or members of the police. It ain't going to work. People are rebellious, and unco-operative and definitely unpredictable. Someone might want to start a fight just to see what happens. Oy vey.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Avoid arguments about politics, religion or racial issues. It's very easy to jump to conclusions today or to rashly say something without thinking. Unless you need to do some yoga by prying your foot out of your mouth, think before you speak.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Quarrels and disagreements about shared property are likely today. Passionate relationships are perplexing and possibly kinky, certainly not boring. It's all a bit of a crapshoot; therefore, tread carefully! Be extra-vigilant if you're responsible for the possessions of others.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
This might be a dicey day for close friendships and partnerships because you or others are acting so differently -- even outrageously -- that the other party is going to be upset. "What am I, chopped liver?" You might be trying to stir the pot out of sheer boredom. (Naughty you.)
If Your Birthday Is Today
Writer Dorothy Parker (1893-1967) shares your birthday today. You have a marvellous imagination and a fine mind. You have the patience to plan carefully. Because of this you make interesting, fascinating discoveries. You're loyal to friends and family. However, because you're quite willful, you resent taking instruction from authority figures. Work hard to build or construct something this year before a major change takes place next year.
