Daily Horoscope
Thursday, May 22, 2008
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Moon Alert
Avoid shopping or making important decisions until one EDT today After that, we have the All Clear, and the Moon moves from Sagittarius into Capricorn.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Relations with others are critical, restricted or depressing today. Aaaggh! What happened to yesterday's enthusiasm? Are all those great plans now dashed? Not so! The pendulum swings both ways, and today we see the other side of the coin. (Don't look. It's ugly. Couldn't they at least polish it?)
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Authority figures, especially parents or older relatives are raining on your parade today. Someone is just too ready to shoot down your bright ideas about making money or boosting your earnings or perhaps even buying something that's wonderful and exciting. Bummer! There's one in every crowd.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Relations with authority figures are not great today. However, they are not what is really holding you back -- you are holding you back. You don't have to listen to what the voices of dissent say. All the wonderful opportunities that you thought about yesterday still exist. So do all your dreams.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Don't let today get you down. Pessimism is rampant. Critical, I-told-you-so types have really got the bit in their teeth. They're full of smug satisfaction because all the doom and gloom they predicted now looks possible. But they're wrong! This is just a temporary setback. Please do not leave while we adjust your reality.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Friends might be critical of your goals for the future. They might even be critical of your present achievements. Surely, this is just jealousy. Or perhaps fear of success? Have you ever seen so much black crepe paper hanging around? Ignore the criticisms of your elders. You count too, ya know?
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
This is an extremely poor day to ask for permission or get the approval that you might need from bosses, parents, teachers and VIPs. Their response will simply be "Talk to the hand." Who needs this? (My advice? Better to ask for forgiveness than for permission.) Get it?
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Avoid arguments about politics, religion, racial issues or anything to do with higher education, travel, working with foreign countries and frankly, lots of other stuff. People are just too ready to disagree! I say - phooey! "Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!"
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
You might be disappointed in how something is shared today. You might also be disappointed in the response of someone else who was going to give you something. It appears their pockets are suddenly sewn up tight. Rats!
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Be extra patient talking to partners, bosses, close friends and family. Yesterday's positive exuberance has suddenly evaporated because people are hesitant, fearful or just lacking in guts and imagination. This could be a reality check; but I suspect it's just fear and pessimism.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Do your best coping with everything at work today. Bosses and superiors are probably critical and uncooperative. (Dontcha love it?) Don't be discouraged. Just focus on your duties and responsibilities. You can do this. You're not a quitter.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Matters related to children, sports, romance, love affairs, vacations and financial speculation are suddenly in the toilet. The wonderful ideas of yesterday are now forgotten dreams. I say, "Not so, Monsieur le Pussycat! Dream again!" More cream?
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Parents might be discouraging today. In fact, your responsibilities related to home, domestic affairs and real estate matters are just too much to bear right now. You feel world weary. Actually, this feeling will be gone by the weekend! (Would I kid you?)
If Your Birthday Is Today
Sherlock Holmes' author Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1859-1930) shares your birthday today. You're very persistent! You have lots of energy and live life to the fullest. Many of you enjoy working with or raising children. Once you choose to become involved with something -- you're totally involved! You set very high standards for yourself and others. Your year ahead is exciting because it's full of fresh, new beginnings. Open any door!
