Daily Horoscope for Monday, July 16, 2007

Moon Alert

We have the All Clear today to shop and make important decisions today until 11:45 p.m. EDT. The Moon is in Leo.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

It's like you're all dressed up with nowhere to go. Party plans and fun situations are suddenly in the toilet. Just as well because this is not a great day to socialize. People are in a bit of a funk. Children seem to be a heavy responsibility. And the air conditioning isn't working.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Avoid conversations with parents today if possible. People are all hung up about serious obligations and responsibilities ranging from painting the house to booking a dental appointment. It's all fun stuff. Family members can pull a guilt trip on you. ("I'm guilty!")

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Relations with others are a bit strained today because you feel cut off somehow. Maybe you doubt whether others really want to see you. Alternatively, maybe you don't want to see them. Teaching and studying are boring. You need to hear a good joke.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Something to do with your money scene, your financial situation, banking, possessions, shopping, cash flow - whatever - is depressing today. Why is there always so much month left at the end of the money? Is this a world plot or something? Don't worry. It's always darkest before it gets pitch black.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

You might feel like nobody loves you today. (Hard to believe considering what a natural, scintillating, fascinating, dramatic leader you are.) Both the Sun and Moon are in your sign but Saturn is sitting on everyone. Splat! Saturn always edits joy out of the picture. Tomorrow is another day.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

You feel critical about everyone today and especially yourself. Don't stop there. Let's move on to some serious guilt. Let's really rub it in. Whee! Isn't this fun? "You have no idea how guilty I feel! And furthermore - I don't care!" (Some days you have to live recklessly.)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Relations with others, especially groups are a bit strained today. Of course, it's not you - it's them. People are also very good at giving advice today, especially if they're older. However, you don't have to listen if you don't want to. This is a 'who cares?' day.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Avoid bosses, parents, teachers and authority figures today if you can. People are really into rules and regulations right now. And frankly, it's a drag. You're beginning to feel world-weary about all this. It's true: hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Optimism and physical activity are survival issues for you. You have to believe in a better tomorrow or - forget it. And you need to be on the move! Today however, your optimism is flagging. Racial issues, foreign countries, travel, politics or religion could really bum you out. Oy! (Courage.)

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

You might be disappointed in the lack generosity from others today. You were expecting something to come through, certainly something more than this! Don't feel discouraged for too long. This feeling only lasts today.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Relations with partners and close friends are not as warm as they could be. People are bit uptight; and it's easy to feel disappointed in each other. But more than that, relations with women are a bit difficult. (No matter what sex you are.) People feel cut off from each other. Yikes.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Just be a trooper at work today. Don't expect much help from anyone. Don't take things personally if people act unfriendly. Pessimism is rampant today. Try to cut someone some slack. People will be grateful for your attitude.

If Your Birthday Is Today

Actor Will Ferrell (1967) shares your birthday today. You're passionate about life because you're a romantic at heart. You want everything around you to be wonderful and exciting. (You love to be in love.) You're nurturing and caring with others. You want everyone to be happy. Despite this fanciful side, you're practical and sensible. The year ahead holds potential change for you, perhaps as significant as in 1998.

Daily Horoscope Monday, July 16, 2007