Daily Horoscope for Thursday, June 15, 2006

Moon Alert

We have the All Clear to shop or make important decisions today. The Moon is in Aquarius.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

You might want to buy something wonderfully luxurious that you can't afford. Welcome to the club -- we number millions. Instead of focusing on what you can't afford; remind yourself what you already have. (Not too shabby.)

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

If someone disappoints you today, especially an authority figure, parent or teacher - is it possible you're expecting too much of this person? Those in authority don't necessarily know any more than you do, they're just supposed to look like they do.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

You might feel lonely, cut off or a bit confused. In fact, you might not even be sure what you feel. (You think a lot about your feelings, which if you think about it clearly states the problem.) What's happening is you'd rather deal with your fantasies today than reality.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Remember: your friends are mere mortals just like you. We are all disappointingly imperfect. Whatchyagonnado? That's life. The fact is too many people miss the silver lining in life because they were expecting gold. Oh yeah. Think about it.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

It's easy to feel disappointed in others today. But are your expectations realistic? (Let's face it: you're bigger than life and you're an incurable romantic.) The planets might signal the breakup of a relationship. If so, it wasn't built on strong ground. (It was just a puff piece to make you feel good.)

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

You might feel disillusioned by somebody's philosophy, politics, or religion. (Real mortals are always disappointing. And most of them don't eat quiche.) Often the pain of breaking up is giving up the hope of getting what you hoped you would have. Pretty nebulous huh?

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Be careful about how you disperse funds today, especially the property or wealth of others. You might not have the whole picture. In your private life, don't expect too much from physical intimacy. Soft lights and romantic reverie are great. Nevertheless, you're dealing with a cast of frail mortals, right?

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Don't expect too much from partners and close friends today. Try to be realistic. What you hope for from others might be a romantic ideal. This is a sure setup for disappointment. Unexpressed expectations are another setup for disappointment. (It's pretty easy to feel disappointed if you try hard.)

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Be tolerant of coworkers. Some sort of confusion could disappoint you today. The confusion might be that you expected sympathy and clarity from others. Ha ha, it is to laugh. Just be understanding of others (as you would hope they will be of you.) Capice?

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

A lot of daydreaming today could manifest ultimately in artistic inspiration. Because you're in touch with your Muse, some wonderful creativity could be the result. However, this same planetary aspect can confused romantic relationships. (Sex is such a lost art many haven't found it in years!)

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Disappointments in family members are always tough. That's because there's so much at stake. We figure these people should know -- right? But they don't know. And the fact that they don't know is crippling. Hey - sit up. Be a person. Smell the coffee. This is how life works. Oy!

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Nobody has more wonderful daydreams than you. You've got it down to an art. Just let today drift by. Don't push the river. Don't expect too much from others. Be glad you're wearing matching socks and your labels are on the inside of your clothes.

If Your Birthday Is Today

Actress Helen Hunt (1963) shares your birthday. Others find you enormously attractive and charming. You're bright and clever; and you know how to win over others to your will. Because of this you're adept at talking others into something, or influencing groups. You're an excellent judge of character. The year ahead focuses on your closest relationships, friendships and partnerships. Some will finish; some will begin.

Daily Horoscope Thursday, June 15, 2006