Daily Horoscope
Wednesday, November 2, 2005
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Moon Alert
Caution: After 9:00 a.m. EST today, it is a poor day to shop or make important decisions - all day.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Money worries and difficulties that arise dealing with jointly held property or things you share with others might discourage you today. These things come and go. Don't let it get you down. Whatever occurs is just a temporary setback. (Oops -- watch that elevator shaft.)
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Conversations with partners, family, and especially parents do not flow smoothly today. Every idea you raise is shot down. What gives? Is it your deodorant? Is it something you said? You feel like you're pushing a watermelon through a keyhole. (No. That's childbirth.)
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Some days are easier and some days are tougher. Today is tough dealing with authority figures. You can't get permission for things or cooperation from the Grand Fromage. Not only that, other are critical of you. Yikes! You need this like a fish needs a bicycle. Go gently.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
You feel weighed down with burdens connected with the responsibilities connected with children. Oy vay. Or you might feel discouraged in a romantic relationship. (Sigh. The road of true anything never runs smooth.) Just cope. This is a temporary cloud.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
This is not a good day to talk to parents, bosses, the police or any other authority figure. Things won't flow smoothly. Your ideas are shot down. People block your plans. The coffee is bitter and the butter is hard. You've lost your favourite sock, and burnt the toast. Patience.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Conversations with others go one step forward and two steps back. You feel discouraged, maybe even worried about something. Learn to pace yourself with life's cycles. If this is that kind of day - slow down. Expect less. Put out fires. Handle damage control. (You're good at this,)
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
"Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she got there, the cupboard was bare" and so they had to order take out. Of course, she had to cash in her beer bottles to do it. Nevertheless, she raised enough for supper. Sound familiar?
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Do not trifle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with vodka. Tempt not the government or the boos today! The breath of a fire-breathing dragon will be your response. (Remember: it's easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.)
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
You're assailed by feelings of self-doubt today. This is a bummer because confidence and optimism are essential to your survival. But this is just a temporary dark cloud on your horizon. Relax. Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life. And so it goes.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
The help and support you counted on from others is not there today. You might feel shafted ("Take the harpoon out slowly.") or just disappointed in minor way. ("Oh no, they're closed.") Your ruler Saturn is determined to block the energy of the Sun. (These things happen.)
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Avoid authority figures if you can. Keep your head down and your powder dry. Obligations and duties restrict your movements. No getting around it. You can't play hooky, either. Just sit up and be a person. Eat your spinach. Make your bed. Chop wood and carry water.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Just work with what you have today. The tooth fairy missed her flight. This is a plain vanilla day - at best. People are withdrawn. Some feel lonely and cut off. Remember: A smile is an upside down frown. Spread some good vibes around.
If Your Birthday Is Today
Empress Marie Anotinette (1755-1793) shares your birthday. Your restless nature makes you move on from whatever is unsatisfying. You're friendly and gregarious; you need lots of stimulation. You're intelligent and resourceful. People admire your humanitarian values. You have a witty mind; in part, because you're an astute observer of the human condition. Focus on your closest partnerships in the year ahead.
