Daily Horoscope
Friday, October 14, 2005
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Moon Alert
We have the All Clear to shop or make important decisions today.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Surprising news from afar, or something related to publishing and education suddenly cramps your style. Now you have to rethink how you're going to use the resources of others or share something. Don't be discouraged. (Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.)
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Conversations with others are a bit cramped today. This could be because others refuse to share something. Something you counted on is suddenly not there. Just because somebody rains on your parade, you don't have to be down about it. Open your umbrella.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Coworkers are negative today. (Ya think?) You need this like you need another hole in your head. (Just joking.) Don't push the river. Relations with others are a bit strained today. Therefore, don't expect too much from people. Just do a slow dance.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Interruptions to your work are likely today. Power outages? Computer crashes? Dicey elevators? Coworkers have meltdowns. At least, it's not boring day! Romance is in the toilet. Issues with children are full of obligations and responsibilities. Back to the salt mines.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Discussions with family members, especially parents, are discouraging today. That's because people are inclined to see why things cannot work as opposed to why they can succeed. In other words, the proverbial glass of water is half-empty. (Can I top you up?) These setbacks are temporary.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
It's easy to be worried today. You're might be worried about the fact that you have too many worries. Do you have too many worries? How much is too many? That's something to worry about. "Worry is like a rocking chair -- it gives you something to do but gets you know nowhere."
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
This is not a good day for financial discussions. It's not a particularly great day to shop either. If you do buy something, it will have to be very practical and last forever. Dark colour. Won't show the dirt. Easy to clean. Easy to fix. Won't go out of style. Easy to get replacement parts.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
This is not a good day to talk to the boss. ("Talk to the hand.") Especially if you have to report some kind of loss or broken equipment. (And this is quite likely. Groan.) Try to keep a low profile today. If you're going to crayon on the wall -- do it behind the sofa.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Unexpected kafuffles at home or with family members might get you down today. Somebody could say something that sort of confirms your worst suspicions about yourself. Let this go! It serves no useful purpose. Put up signs that say No Black Crepe Paper Allowed.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Friends and groups are not cooperative today. Instead of jumping onboard; they simply raise objections to your ideas. Naturally, you object to their objections. And they object to you objecting to their objections. Oy! What's the object of all this? (Just try to be objective.)
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Yikes. The boss is in a bad mood. (Do not trifle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.) Just play it cool. Friends and groups might throw you a curve ball about something related to possessions, money or shared goodies. You can handle this.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
People are discouraging when it comes to travel, publishing, the media or ideas that are philosophical, religious and political. I mean -- what's with the Eyore routine? "It always rains on my birthday." Sure - gas is 20 bucks a gallon and the ionosphere is fried: why the long face?
If Your Birthday Is Today
Rap singer Usher (1979) shares your birthday. You have a fine mind. You love theater and design. Research, science and mathematics are also areas where you excel. You excel at politics. Others admire your stable, balanced character. People depend on you. Work hard to build and construct something this year for rewards in 2007. You have strong, amazing energy this year!
