"A poet can survive everything but a misprint."

Oscar Wilde

To a Better Year Ahead!

Canada and the US will enjoy an improved financial climate this year as North America moves towards a more solid footing. Family life and especially the rights and care of children will also improve.

Last year Saturn entered Scorpio to stay until September 2015. This means Saturn is now being expressed in a Scorpio style - or to put it another way - the areas that are governed by Scorpio are the ones undergoing strong challenges.

The sign of Scorpio governs sex, secrets, espionage and spying, police detection and criminal activity as well as medicine, plumbing, manufacturing, nuclear fission, television, the military and everything related to death.

Meanwhile the planet Saturn governs all pyramid structures, especially rules and regulations and the government.

When Saturn was last in Scorpio in 1984-86, Indira Gandhi was assassinated, AIDS was discovered, Apple released the first MAC computer, Geraldine Ferraro was the first woman to run as a Vice President running mate, Nintendo was released, the Challenger exploded after take off, the Chernobyl disaster occurred and FOX network began. This same energy will pervade in 2014.

Small wonder we have press coverage about NSA spying on its own citizens as well as other countries, plus security leaks and whistle blowers like Edward Snowden. The year 2014 will continue to focus on crime, ruthless politics and overburdened medical systems, as well as exposing illegal surveillance of the public.

The real-estate market will continue to improve until summer, after which it might settle for awhile. From the summer of 2014 and beyond, we can expect improvements and more activity in the arts and the entertainment world. During this same time, there will be a wonderful boost to the hospitality industry, which is good news for restaurants, hotels, resorts and theme parks.

So it's a bad year for spies and a good year for stand-up comedy. Does this mean funny is out of the bag? No more hidden humour?

I agree with Margaret Mead who said, "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful citizens can change the world; indeed it's the only thing that ever has."

But I also agree with George Carlin who said: "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

Hello 2014!

Your life is an ongoing revolution. Many of you have left groups you previously identified with to explore different lifestyles you thought you would never experience. You're doing things you never dreamt were possible. This year new contacts continue to challenge your old ways. (You will rebel against any group that puts pressure on you.) You see how much your life has changed since 2001, especially with residential moves and job changes from 2004-07. (That's when partnerships expanded in a meaningful way.) It's important now to raise your sights. Don't settle for as little as you might have years ago. Accept new friends and influences that expand your world because they will fit in better with what you want for yourself in the future. Think positive thoughts because that's how everything begins: First comes the thought and from the thought springs the word. From the word springs the deed, then the deed becomes habit. Eventually, habit hardens into character, which is why you must watch your thoughts and keep them loving and kind.

Mars Attacks!

Every two years, Mars stays in one sign for six weeks. This year is different. Mars is in one sign for eight months! Holy Fireball! While this is tough for some, it's Fun City for Geminis because Mars will hover in the part of your chart governing love affairs, romance, vacations, parties, social events, the theatre, the arts, sports events and playful times with children. Partay on! Pleasure and amusements will be your focus. You will demand opportunities for self-expression. Self-denial ain't in the picture. Au contraire -- you want it all! This increased emphasis on romance will make your libido hum. Sex will become a form of self-expression because your desire nature will be strong. Mars will boost your self-confidence and make you attack life vigorously. Physical activities will appeal and you will be more competitive than ever. Naturally, others will see you as someone with a definite personality. Regardless of your own sex, you will easily make friends with men, especially testosterone types, not a "girly man."

Money - the Second Most Important Thing

When it comes to work and career, you'll experience a contradiction this year, but let me be clear about one thing: You will become richer. But it's tricky. Fiery Mars wants you to have fun and strut your stuff; it will not encourage discipline and hard work. (You'd rather play hooky and do what you want.) But stern Saturn has other plans for you. In its 30-year cycle, you're at the point where you're busting your buns to prove to the world what you can do. You will work so hard this year, you'll be overwhelmed. (Whaaat?) This is because your effectiveness as a human being is being tested. What you accomplish in 2014 will bear fruit the next year in 2015 when -- ta da! -- you step out onto the world stage. Exceptions to the undisciplined influence of Mars will be the arts, the hospitality industry, the entertainment world and professional sports because you will be ablaze with energy to create - write, act, draw, paint, sculpt, sing, perform, whatever. And in sports, you'll be more competitive than you've ever been before in your life. On top of this, you will make big plans this year. You will embrace the power of positive thinking and your success will be based on your belief in yourself.

Love is Chemistry, Sex is Physics

"Say no more! Wink, wink, nudge, nudge." Flirtations and physical lovemaking will be paramount this year. (We're talking fewer candlelight dinners and more fun calisthenics.) Your desire to express yourself will manifest not only creatively but also sexually. (Didn't Freud call this sublimation?) You will meet people through daily contacts as well as through siblings and relatives. And since you're working so hard, you might impress someone special at work. Lucky Jupiter will polish and improve all your communications with others. ("I'm so smooth.") You'll be able to say what's on your mind (and we know what's on your mind). Furthermore, you won't hesitate to be frank. ("Don't call me Frank.") Another thing that will help you approach others about sex and fun vacations with lovers is that you will expect more for yourself. You expect someone to say, "Yes!" Jupiter won't let you have a loser mentality. Extended travel and chances to talk to lots of people will increase your social circle; and because your attitude to life is more generous and understanding, this makes you more attractive. Your future's so bright you're gonna need shades!

Home Suite Home

For starters, increased money and possessions will improve your private life. You can pay down debt and make where you live look more attractive. (Veni vedi Visa: We came, we saw, we went shopping.) You can be generous to family members, especially since vacations are a given this year. You might also save money for real-estate opportunities that arise in 2015-16. While it's true fiery Mars will create disputes with kids, they won't be serious conflicts. There's just a lot of energy flying around! This plus hard work proves you need a vacation. Discussions with siblings and relatives will encourage your big ideas. You will be clear about what you want and work to put everything in order. Take care of your body so that you're shipshape for 2015-16 when you make your push out into the world.

A Sneak Peek beyond 2014

This "peek" is not that sneaky because you already know that 2015-16 will be a bellwether moment in your life when you will enter the world in a more public and engaged way, especially compared to the last 15 years. Your focus and ambition will grow! From the autumn of 2015 into 2016 will be one of the best times for real-estate deals and speculation. Plan on a major vacation in 2016-17. Whee!

Your Gemini Mantra for 2014

"Play hard, party hard!" (oops, Work hard, party hard?)

Mercury Retrograde in 2014

Expect delays, lost items and confused communications! Best to finish things, not begin them. These are poor times to buy cars, trucks, bikes, computers, printers and phones.

Dates below are actual retrograde dates and buffer dates. Why? Mercury slows down before it goes retrograde and, likewise, it takes a while to catch up to the degree it was at when it first went retrograde. Use buffer times for big purchases like cars.

Actual Mercury Retrograde Dates Buffered Dates
(I use this one)
Feb. 6 - Feb. 28 Feb. 2 - Mar. 20
June 7 - July 1 May 28 - July 16
Oct. 4 - Oct. 26 Sept. 25 - Nov. 10

Lucky Days for 2014

  • January 11, 12, 13
  • February 7, 8, 9
  • March 6, 7, 8
  • April 3, 4, 5, 30
  • May 1, 27, 28, 29
  • June 24, 26, 27
  • July 21, 22, 23
  • August 17, 18, 19
  • September 13, 14, 15
  • October 11, 12, 13
  • November 7, 8, 9
  • December 5, 6, 7

Who Shares My Birthday?

May

21
Sarah Ramos 1991
22
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle 1859
23
Melissa McBride 1965
24
Kristin Scott Thomas 1960
25
Stacy London 1969
26
Masaharu Morimoto 1955
27
Louis Gossett Jr. 1936
28
Kylie Minogue 1968
29
Daniel Tosh 1975
30
M. G. Vassanji 1950
31
Brooke Shields 1965

June

1
Morgan Freeman 1937
2
Morena Baccarin 1972
3
Josephine Baker 1906
4
Russell Brand 1975
5
Susan Lynch 1971
6
Robert Englund 1947
7
Liam Neeson 1952
8
Julianna Marguilies 1966
9
Johnny Depp 1963
10
Leelee Sobieski 1983
11
Peter Dinklage 1969
12
Frances O'Connor 1967
13
Malcolm McDowell 1943
14
Blake Ritson 1980
15
Helen Hunt 1963
16
John Cho 1972
17
Greg Kinnear 1963
18
Kurt Browning 1966
19
Poppy Montgomery 1972
20
Nicole Kidman 1967