"I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something."

Mitch Hedberg

To a Better Year Ahead!

Canada and the US will enjoy an improved financial climate this year as North America moves towards a more solid footing. Family life and especially the rights and care of children will also improve.

Last year Saturn entered Scorpio to stay until September 2015. This means Saturn is now being expressed in a Scorpio style - or to put it another way - the areas that are governed by Scorpio are the ones undergoing strong challenges.

The sign of Scorpio governs sex, secrets, espionage and spying, police detection and criminal activity as well as medicine, plumbing, manufacturing, nuclear fission, television, the military and everything related to death.

Meanwhile the planet Saturn governs all pyramid structures, especially rules and regulations and the government.

When Saturn was last in Scorpio in 1984-86, Indira Gandhi was assassinated, AIDS was discovered, Apple released the first MAC computer, Geraldine Ferraro was the first woman to run as a Vice President running mate, Nintendo was released, the Challenger exploded after take off, the Chernobyl disaster occurred and FOX network began. This same energy will pervade in 2014.

Small wonder we have press coverage about NSA spying on its own citizens as well as other countries, plus security leaks and whistle blowers like Edward Snowden. The year 2014 will continue to focus on crime, ruthless politics and overburdened medical systems, as well as exposing illegal surveillance of the public.

The real-estate market will continue to improve until summer, after which it might settle for awhile. From the summer of 2014 and beyond, we can expect improvements and more activity in the arts and the entertainment world. During this same time, there will be a wonderful boost to the hospitality industry, which is good news for restaurants, hotels, resorts and theme parks.

So it's a bad year for spies and a good year for stand-up comedy. Does this mean funny is out of the bag? No more hidden humour?

I agree with Margaret Mead who said, "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful citizens can change the world; indeed it's the only thing that ever has."

But I also agree with George Carlin who said: "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

Hello 2014!

The year 2014 means greater freedom and change for all Cancers. You are so dramatically redefining your individuality, others notice it. It's public. Even if your drive for more independence is hindered by a partnership, you ain't gonna stop. After all, you gave up a lot at the beginning of the millennium, which is why you began to re-invent yourself around 2003. Job changes and residential moves in 2007-11 pretty much put the finishing touches to this journey. Since then you've been helping family members and working to establish a secure home for yourself. This is important to you because you are a nester. And since you need to feather your nest, you hold onto stuff. Oy! Fortunately, all those residential moves helped you pare things down. (There's an old army saying: "Three moves are worth a fire.") Actually, because you have lightened your load and established a home base, you are even freer to explore new ways of living. This is a fortunate year for you.

Mars Attacks!

This year an unusual journey of Mars in one sign will energize you. You will assert yourself in many situations, even to the extent that you surprise yourself. ("Did I just say that?") However, you will also feel you are being tested and forced to demonstrate that you know what you're doing. It's as if you are always "on." Mars is the planet that governs war, so you will have disputes and disagreements with others, especially on the home front. Basically, Mars will make you irritable and impatient. So the obvious remedy is to practice patience and be tolerant. Fear not. In the bigger picture, Mars gives you abundant energy to work hard, which in turn guarantees that your efforts will bear fruit. There will be a payoff. The key to handling this influence is to be aware of what you say and do. Guard against being petty and irritable. It's no fun and it's not sexy. (And hey, you're so cuddly people want to fold your laundry.)

Money - the Second Most Important Thing

Career and money are where things get better and better this year. Your financial prospects will improve because of your good fortune. It's that simple. Lucky Jupiter is in your sign and will stay until August. This means you get the breaks. Lady Luck is smiling on you. Decisions go in your favour. Opportunities come to you. You might ask, "Does this mean my good fortune is gone after August?" Au contraire! After August, moneybags Jupiter moves into your House of Earnings and that's when the real dough starts to roll in! For most of this year, you will be in the right place at the right time saying the right thing to the right person. You will attract favourable circumstances to you and your confidence will increase. You will win confrontations. This is the start of a new 12-year cycle of growth. Late in the year, all these advantages (with the help of Mars amplifying your energy) will generate money and rewards. Some of you will have to wait until 2015 but the money will come. However, you might have to compromise your individuality for professional achievements. Others will explore new areas of science, technology, radio, aviation, astrology or the occult. Ka-ching!

Love is Chemistry, Sex is Physics

You're serious about romance this year and ready to cultivate committed relationships. However, you might have questions about existing long-term relationships, which is not surprising because you stay in the wrong relationships too long. (You forgive bad behaviour because you understand what motivates it.) But this year, you have the courage to speak up because you want your freedom. Not necessarily freedom from a relationship but freedom within a relationship. That's why there will be power struggles, especially related to home and family. But aside from that, Jupiter in your sign encourages happiness and an easy-going lightheartedness. This is why others want to be in your company. Happiness attracts people! Happiness is sexy! And if a powerful partnership hinders your drive for independence - well, there's the door. If you feel secure and confident to explore new paths that bring you greater autonomy and freedom, you are willing to bond with someone. Hey - it's nice to have someone to nudge in the night.

Home Suite Home

Close partnerships and relationships are under the gun. If you've been stifling your grievances, this year you will put your cards on the table. (Something you are often loath to do.) But if you don't, pressure could build up to a breaking point. For different reasons, there will be a lot of chaos and increased activity where you live or within your family, and this distraction could make you fight with family members, especially if you're living with parents. Just remember: Anger serves no purpose except to make everyone miserable. Factoid. Patience is the antidote to anger. Disputes about land ownership or a family business or something that is shared are possible. Think about what your long-term objective is. Surely, like George Burns, you know that "Happiness is having a large, loving, close-knit family in another city." Fortunately, with lucky Jupiter in your sign you will weather this. (Whew!)

A Sneak Peek beyond 2014

This year you have the challenge of Mars stirring up trouble at home and yet, it also energizes you in a wonderful way. (You win; you lose.) By 2015, more money comes your way and this leads to a three-year window of hard work. Take note that a wonderful window of opportunity to improve where you live or deal in real estate exists from mid-2016 to the end of 2017. Great time to buy or sell. The next year (2018) leads to kudos, recognition and acknowledgment, the best you've had since 1996-97. Nice work.

Your Cancer Mantra for 2014

"I appreciate my good fortune and will take advantage of it!"

Mercury Retrograde in 2014

Expect delays, lost items and confused communications! Best to finish things, not begin them. These are poor times to buy cars, trucks, bikes, computers, printers and phones.

Dates below are actual retrograde dates and buffer dates. Why? Mercury slows down before it goes retrograde and, likewise, it takes a while to catch up to the degree it was at when it first went retrograde. Use buffer times for big purchases like cars.

Actual Mercury Retrograde Dates Buffered Dates
(I use this one)
Feb. 6 - Feb. 28 Feb. 2 - Mar. 20
June 7 - July 1 May 28 - July 16
Oct. 4 - Oct. 26 Sept. 25 - Nov. 10

Lucky Days for 2014

  • January 13, 14, 15
  • February 9, 10, 11
  • March 9, 10, 11
  • April 5, 6, 7
  • May 2, 3, 4, 30, 31
  • June 26, 27, 28
  • July 23, 24, 25
  • August 20, 21, 22
  • September 16, 17, 18
  • October 13, 14, 15
  • November 10, 11, 12
  • December 7, 8, 9

Who Shares My Birthday?

June

21
Chris Pratt 1979
22
Elizabeth Warren 1949
23
Joss Whedon 1964
24
Mercedes Lackey 1950
25
Anthony Bourdain 1956
26
Chris O'Donnell 1970
27
Tobey Maguire 1975
28
Measha Brueggergosman 1977
29
Bret McKenzie 1976
30
Lizzy Caplan 1982

July

1
Diana, Princess of Wales 1961
2
Evelyn Lau 1971
3
Sebastian Vettel 1987
4
Richard Garriott de Cayeux 1961
5
Eva Green 1980
6
Dalai Lama 1935
7
Ringo Starr 1940
8
Kathleen Robertson 1973
9
Kelly McGillis 1957
10
Alice Munro 1931
11
Justin Chambers 1970
12
Pablo Neruda 1904
13
Patrick Stewart 1940
14
Jane Lynch 1960
15
Travis Fimmel 1979
16
Gareth Bale 1989
17
Angela Merkel 1954
18
Nelson Mandela 1918
19
Benedict Cumberbatch 1976
20
Sandra Oh 1971
21
Paloma Faith 1986
22
Prince George of Cambridge 2013